COLD DARK ROOM

[Lokkje]

Gods not you too.. I feel like I have fallen into alliteration HELL.
SOO here.. Retaliation... My top ten.

1.) Sally sells seashells by the seashore.
2.) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood, as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
3.) Round the rough and rugged rock, the ragged rascal rudely ran.
4.) Nine nimble noblemen nibbling nuts.
5.) Quizzical quiz, kiss me quick.
6.) Betty bought a bit of butter. But, the butter Betty bought was bitter. So, Betty bought better butter, and it was better than the butter Betty bought before.
7.) Ingenious iguanas improvising an intricate impromptu on impossibly-impractical instruments.
8.) Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. (And) Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?
9.) Nine nimble noblemen nibbling nuts.
10.) A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.
-Meg

Thank you Meg, that was very cute and I enjoyed reading it.

 

[Lokkje]

Now THAT's really showing your age!

Shortly to be 61 if I survive. You betcha. He was blowing bubbles at you and hoping you enjoy a nice Calgon moment yourself. You deserve it.

 

[Lokkje]

He was is here’s but I refuse to get upset with this phone even though it changed here is to Harrahs as I watched.

 

[Lokkje]

Well sporkly spork sporked the sporking sporks in an unsporkingly kind spork! ????

That is a delightful quote and I’m sure it will be very helpful for the next person who wins the coveted wooden Spork. Thank you for sharing.

 

[Lokkje]

Now I'm curious to see if Kroger's carries it.?

I hope they do because I’m sure it would be a delightful repast for all and it is a store that is available in many locations across the country. It goes under River run idiot names but I’m sure we’re all aware of the name for our particular locale.

 

[Pistachio's Pamperer]

*bangs head on desk*
And all the dern sporking is reminding me of the flipping SMURFS.
-Meg

 

[Lokkje]

Oh my dear! When I wrote a variety of my phone wrote River run idiot. Gosh golly I am not very good at expressing myself correctly and the phone is picking up on that.

 

[Lokkje]

*bangs head on desk*
And all the dern sporking is reminding me of the flipping SMURFS.
-Meg

Be careful Meg! You could easily get a concussion.

 

[Pistachio's Pamperer]

Be careful Meg! You could easily get a concussion.

Being I already have a fractured skull from a horrible car wreck, I am actually -very- careful of my head bone. LOL
-Meg

 

[Maro2Bear]

Gods not you too.. I feel like I have fallen into alliteration HELL.
SOO here.. Retaliation... My top ten.

1.) Sally sells seashells by the seashore.
2.) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood, as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
3.) Round the rough and rugged rock, the ragged rascal rudely ran.
4.) Nine nimble noblemen nibbling nuts.
5.) Quizzical quiz, kiss me quick.
6.) Betty bought a bit of butter. But, the butter Betty bought was bitter. So, Betty bought better butter, and it was better than the butter Betty bought before.
7.) Ingenious iguanas improvising an intricate impromptu on impossibly-impractical instruments.
8.) Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. (And) Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?
9.) Nine nimble noblemen nibbling nuts.
10.) A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.
-Meg

Two more
11.) As one Drunk Duck Dropped into the Ditch, the other Drunk Duck Dropped Dead!
12.) As one Eager Eagle Eased into the Eaves the other Eager Eagle Eased Out

 

[EllieMay]

Absconded is a personal favorite!?

Absolutely!!! I’m told that one night whilst I was deep asleep, the tooth fairy came.. but Alas, on that fateful dark night... she made a mistake... one whose repercussions would affect me for a lifetime.. She gently used her magic to probe for the small piece of matter which should have ultimately been the tooth.... but instead, she absconded with my brain!!!! THE END

 

[EllieMay]

*bangs head on desk*
And all the dern sporking is reminding me of the flipping SMURFS.
-Meg

“ la la. Lalalalaa... la Lala lalaaaaa ????

 

[CarolM]

Why do I feel like this is this room right now? One of my fav Gary Larson Far Side comics.

-Meg

That's because it is.

 

[CarolM]

Im here to keep her on her toes lol

Welcome back. How exactly are you keeping her on her toes? MMMMMMM I hope you haven't strung her up ( Actually I wonder who exactly her would be) as that would just be too cruel.

 

[Pistachio's Pamperer]

“ la la. Lalalalaa... la Lala lalaaaaa ????

Stinker. Actually that "new" SMURF movie is what she watched last night while she was eating dinner. She wanted takeout from this local place that makes amazing Sushi. So we had a Sushi platter, spring rolls, these little fried shrimp rolls they do(to die for!), some orange chicken, and cashew chicken. Then we had the cake and candles thing. She needed the stress relief. With graduating early she is busting hump and took on one heck of a workload.
Just sucks that my "baby" will be out of the house this same time next year.
-Meg

 

[CarolM]

And we’re supposed to magically know that or something?

It means "shaking my head" as far as I know.

 

[CarolM]

Smh

Wheres my monkey when I meed him. ?????????

 

[CarolM]

I’m here. So sorry. Missed you all too. I’ve been busy my kiddies are home and has to pick up not one. But 2 torts

Oh dear. I hear about love in the air. Then Chubbs magically escapes Maggies clutches and then straight afterwards you come back too!! I wonder if anybody else is seeing what I am seeing?

 

[CarolM]

Wrong! ?

You tell it how it is.

 

[CarolM]

I know how you feel. When I am done posting I’ll have another 100 pages to go through!!!! But it’s so fun to read the posts especially the funny ones. Good luck!!
Oh.!!!!.....wait!.... ?
I just gave you more pages to read!!!!
I am sorry!!!! ??????????

I came back and have 20 pages to read so that should safely add another.......30 pages for all of you to get through all my responses. ?