COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

There is a thing called a purple nerple here in the states but it might not be easy to explain.

Just looked this up.
Points for being sort of correct and teaching me something new.
Ouch!
But not the answer i was looking for.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

I'm not much of a drinker any more. Simply because not ONE good thing ever happened while I was drinking.

 

[johnandjade]

I'm not much of a drinker any more. Simply because not ONE good thing never happened while I was drinking.

alcohol; the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems. (homer simpson)

 

[johnandjade]

cheers!

 

[Abdulla6169]

Right, but a bit late.
Hi, Abdulla, how've you been?
Enjoying the summer?

Haha....
I'm usually late
I'm feeling really happy. Being happy is nice.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

the All-Knowing-Google says none!!!!

The All- Knowing-Google is wrong.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

well anothers days work done, BEER TIME

Hurrah!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I'm not much of a drinker any more. Simply because not ONE good thing ever happened while I was drinking.

Well, I figure if one keeps drinking long enough, something goods bound to happen.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Haha....
I'm usually late
I'm feeling really happy. Being happy is nice.

Glad you're happy.
Me too.
it's nice.

 

[Lyn W]

Yeah, 'The Hound of the Baskervilles', had luminous lead-based paint on the dog, so why not a moustache?

That was the highlight of the film!

 

[Lyn W]

@Gillian Moore
Can you come and beat up Lyn when you have a moment please?

What!!!!????

 

[johnandjade]

That was the highlight of the film!

and thats a green light for the bad jokes

 

[Lyn W]

Nope.
Thankfully, I don't think the Macedonians decimated them.

I love decimated coconut!

 

[johnandjade]

how to tie a lasso knot... look at the warning.. fair point right?!

now look at how many people didn't find this useful lol

 

[Lyn W]

What rhymes with purple ?

According to my rhyming dictionary purple rhymes with
hirple = limp
and
curple = hind quarters of horse or donkey

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

What!!!!????

errrr,
Nothing.....

 

[Lyn W]

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how to tie a lasso knot... look at the warning.. fair point right?!

now look at how many people didn't find this useful lol

I'm not getting roped in to that

 

[Lyn W]

everydays a school day

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

According to my rhyming dictionary purple rhymes with
hirple = limp
and
curple = hind quarters of horse or donkey

Correct, 10 pts each I suppose.
Curple's original meaning was for the strap that runs under a horses tail that helps keep the saddle on, now known as a cropper.

 

[johnandjade]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

just clicked your profile to confirm, yip your a teacher lol. my girlfriends mum was a teacher in my high school! beat that lol