COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

....staumbles through the door in song; ' thats why im eeeeaaasssyyy easy like a Sunday morning! ahh hhaa ahh ahh'

top of the morning! bacon and egg rolls for all!! i'll pop the kettle on, no mail call however the paperboy has been

Sunday, no post, hold the egg for me, please.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

hmmm, a regiment haircut?

Nope.

 

[Abdulla6169]

What alteration to the human anatomy did Benjamin Franklin think would vastly increase human happiness ?

What sort of happiness ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good morning Adam.

Ed was lucky wasn't he?

Afternoon, Gillian, he was.
Hope you and Oli are well this fine day.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

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ummm... is this right??

Try it and see.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I learned to roll 'cigarettes' at and early age :/

An important life skill, I feel.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

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fidos easier pleased

Lovely Fido!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Oh yes - Ed told us that when Adam started snoozing with them .

Oh, yeah, I remember now, sorry Ed.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

What sort of happiness ?

Afternoon; Abdulla.
Grab an armadillo and a coffee.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Benjamin Franklin thought the world would be a better place is we could all pass wind freely without it smelling so he tried to find a drug to render them odorless. He believed it would do more good than the works of Descartes, Aristotle and Newton put together.
He was a great man though, scientist, philosopher, inventor of bifocals and the fire brigade.
He helped with the American constitution but they refused to let him draft it as they were worried he'd put jokes in.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

What was the first processed food produced by H J Heinz in 1869 ?

 

[johnandjade]

good afternoon! house to tidy, oh the excitement! the mrs is away to visit parents and i get a list of chores lol. still she usually brings back some goodies so its not all bad

 

[jaizei]

Horseradish

Something I don't know if I've ever encountered outside of Arby's..

 

[johnandjade]

What was the first processed food produced by H J Heinz in 1869 ?

i'll say baked beans, but im thinking im falling into the trap due to the previous answer lol

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

good afternoon! house to tidy, oh the excitement! the mrs is away to visit parents and i get a list of chores lol. still she usually brings back some goodies so its not all bad

Afternoon to you, too.
I've got a bit of light dusting to do myself later.
Heh ho.

 

[johnandjade]

Afternoon to you, too.
I've got a bit of light dusting to do myself later.
Heh ho.

had to sell the hover......

well, it was just gathering dust :/

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Horseradish

Something I don't know if I've ever encountered outside of Arby's..

Correct.
It's traditionally eaten with beef in the UK and is yuuummyyyy!
Heinz never had 57 Varieties, they just liked the number.
Their phone number ends 5757 and their PO box number is 57.Pittsburgh.
Morning, Cameron, more points to you.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

i'll say baked beans, but im thinking im falling into the trap due to the previous answer lol

Ha ha.
I see the link.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

And which was the first British Retailer to stock Heinz products ?

 

[johnandjade]

And which was the first British Retailer to stock Heinz products ?

gonna guess tesco