COLD DARK ROOM

[Lyn W]

Right then, who's up first.
Lyn ?

What am I doing?

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Hello all.
I'm babysitting this weekend. Got a full plate.
I can't visit long so I'll close the door before I let all of the flies out. I mean all of the cool air.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

What am I doing?

Green Door ?

 

[Lyn W]

Hi Ed - is that Isabelle being a cheeky monkey?
You certainly do have your hands full!

 

[Lyn W]

Green Door ?

No I changed it to 'Bat out of Hell.'
Just finished it .

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Hello all.
I'm babysitting this weekend. Got a full plate.
I can't visit long so I'll close the door before I let all of the flies out. I mean all of the cool air.

No flies in here!
I'd have heard them.
Too Cold for flies.
Big tongue.
We were talking about baby sitting earlier.
Rather you than me.

 

[Lyn W]

Who's next?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

No I changed it to 'Bat out of Hell.'
Just finished it .

Ow! ow! ow ! ow!
My ears are still ringing and i can certainly hear my heart beating.
Thank you, Lyn.

 

[Lyn W]

Ow! ow! ow ! ow!
My ears are still ringing and i can certainly hear my heart beating.
Thank you, Lyn.

You're welcome just have to park this bike somewhere now.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Well, unless Ed's got time for a croon, I'll do "Madame Cholet" by The Wombles.
Often sing this at people's houses here.

 

[Lyn W]

Well, unless Ed's got time for a croon, I'll do "Madame Cholet" by The Wombles.
Often sing this at people's houses here.

Glad to hear your spreading the best of British culture over there.
Off you go then!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Glad to hear your spreading the best of British culture over there.
Off you go then!

Er hmmm.
(clears throat).

 

[ZEROPILOT]

For a man that never had kids, I sure do a lot of child care.
Actually it's a lot of fun.

 

[Lyn W]

For a man that never had kids, I sure do a lot of child care.
Actually it's a lot of fun.

Always great to hand them back though.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Ta ra!
I thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Before you escape Ed, fancy a warble ?

 

[Lyn W]

Ta ra!
I thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Before you escape Ed, fancy a warble ?

CLAP CLAP CLAP
Well done Adam
and I love the costume you really
got into the spirit of that.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

CLAP CLAP CLAP
Well done Adam
and I love the costume you really
got into the spirit of that.

Remember you're a Womble!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Meech, "The Sound of Silence" ?

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Ta ra!
I thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Before you escape Ed, fancy a warble ?

Sorry, Adam. Warble? Is that a song?
I only sing in the shower and I'm very modest.....

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Sorry, Adam. Warble? Is that a song?
I only sing in the shower and I'm very modest.....

Don't be shy, it doesn't matter in The Cold Dark Room.
We'll throw water over you if it helps.
What's the song you sing in the shower?
Give that a go.