COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

I just walked outside to find monty eating fish food... Wow my pets are weird

Monty won't eat his dog food or dog treats but he goes nuts for fish food

He thinks he's a dogfish.
Should have taken him to the beach with you.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Uhh... I don't know the type, I can't see.
It's pretty big though, if that helps

Hmmmm.
Lyn should know.
She's from Wales.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Steals pirates wooden leg.

 

[Moozillion]

Idi Amin, the Ugandan despot declared himself the King Of Scotland and "Lord of all the Beasts on the Earth and the Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and of Uganda in Particular" He was responsible for the deaths of between 100,000 and 500,000 people.
The Daily Mirror called him " A thoroughly nice man, as gentle as a lamb."
The Daily Telegraph said , "Good luck to you!"
He dined with The Queen and Prime Minister Edward Heath.
Amin liked Heath and said of him, "He's like Hitler, really tough, i admire him."

Wasn't he insane from tertiary syphilis?

 

[Moozillion]

Ouch! ouch! ouch!
That hurt.
Nobody's ever thrown a whale at me before.
You must be very strong.
Where am I going to put a whale ?
It's big in here, but not that big.
What sort of whale ?
I need to look at the care sheet.

I'm pretty sure whales are aquatic animals, so it might be best to release it into the ocean unless you've got the Mother Of All Aquariums around here somewhere.

 

[johnandjade]

think i'll swap the lids on the spray paint.... should be fun

 

[spud's_mum]

Is any of this ok?
Not sure what type of lettuce this is. And the cress is cress and rape.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Wasn't he insane from tertiary syphilis?

Well, yes, but I think he was rather bonkers anyway.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I'm pretty sure whales are aquatic animals, so it might be best to release it into the ocean unless you've got the Mother Of All Aquariums around here somewhere.

I'll be arriving at the Med on Friday morning, I'll have to keep it moist until then.
Only got a small aquarium for the jellyfish.

 

[johnandjade]

heee hee

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Is any of this ok?
Not sure what type of lettuce this is. And the cress is cress and rape.
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Cress and rape okay in moderation.
I feed a similar red lettuce to Tidgy, sometimes she'll only eat the red bits, sometimes only the green, sometimes both, sometimes neither.
I think i read somewhere it's a little bit better than green lettuce.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

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heee hee

Ho de ho.

 

[spud's_mum]

Thanks. Will put it in later

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Ties armadillos tongues together.

 

[Moozillion]

I'll be arriving at the Med on Friday morning, I'll have to keep it moist until then.
Only got a small aquarium for the jellyfish.

Oh, that's right: you and wifey going to Gibraltar to feed the Barbary Apes!
That would be PERFECT: releasing the whale at Gibraltar! ...on the Atlantic side, I'd guess...

Going whale watching is on my "bucket list!" I would love to see them in the wild!

 

[Moozillion]

Ah, well: auf der arbeit! ("Off to work!")

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Oh, that's right: you and wifey going to Gibraltar to feed the Barbary Apes!
That would be PERFECT: releasing the whale at Gibraltar! ...on the Atlantic side, I'd guess...

Going whale watching is on my "bucket list!" I would love to see them in the wild!

Done that, wonderful.
And often see dolphins in the Med, too, hopefully dolphins and if we're very lucky, fin whales this weekend.

 

[johnandjade]

Ah, well: auf der arbeit! ("Off to work!")

auf weiderzahn

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Ah, well: auf der arbeit! ("Off to work!")

Have a good day, Bea.
Thanks for stopping by.

 

[johnandjade]

rings doorbell and runs away