COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

excuse spelling...

hana, dool, set, net, tas, yas, illgop, yodel, ahop, yaool


at least that's what they taught us lol

Points.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Adam, did you receive my PM? Appreciate your answer asap, thank you.

Sent.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Must look like your hazard warning lights are on!

It is annoying and as you said - feels worse than it is.

No, the hazard warning light is strapped to the top of my head, silly!

 

[Gillian M]

Sent.

Received it and answered, many thanks

 

[Gillian M]

im bad enough with English! lol

Ask our 'Big Boss' to give you private lessons in English language...lol!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I've got to go! Lots to do, phone calls to make.
Wish I had someone to do stuff for me.
I knew I should have got married when I had the chance - or had children.
Wonder if it's a good enough reason to give for wanting to adopt?
Wonder if I can borrow my niece?
Anyway enjoy your meal John - makes me feel hungry just thinking if it.
See you all later.

I have servants and slaves and wifey.
Tidgy not much use though.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Ask our 'Big Boss' to give you private lessons in English language...lol!

I'm cheap, too.
In many ways.

 

[johnandjade]

I'm cheap, too.
In many ways.

but have a wealth of knowledge

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

cheers boss, to your health

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it's breakfast lol. gammon,egg and chips ordered. fell like a kid skipping school lol, should be working just now... the mischief continues

Cheers, my friend.

 

[Lyn W]

why is it that i cant tie a aheepshank knot but my headphones can!! grrr

They made a film about a man who couldn't tie those but learnt how to
It was called 'The Sheepshank Redemption'

 

[Gillian M]

but have a wealth of knowledge

Oh YES! And a lot of it.

 

[Lyn W]

They made a film about a man who couldn't tie those but learnt how to
It was called 'The Sheepshank Redemption'

...........and another about a man who was saved from eating a piece of pig meat
'The Hamshank Redemption'

 

[Lyn W]

why is it that i cant tie a aheepshank knot but my headphones can!! grrr

Do I know how to tie them? A frayed knot

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

They made a film about a man who couldn't tie those but learnt how to
It was called 'The Sheepshank Redemption'

Nothing wrong with a bit of sheepshanking , as we used to say in Wales.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Oh YES! And a lot of it.

I'm full of it.

 

[Lyn W]

Nothing wrong with a bit of sheepshanking , as we used to say in Wales.

Were you a natural or did someone have to show you the ropes?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Were you a natural or did someone have to show you the ropes?

It was my granny, knot my granddad.

 

[Lyn W]

It was my granny, knot my granddad.

I was going to say that you son of a hitch!

 

[Lyn W]

I was going to say that you son of a hitch!

Sorry that may not be acceptable for this thread.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Sorry that may not be acceptable for this thread.

Quickly change it to hitchhiker.
Who noose? You might get away with it.