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[Moozillion]

What is a considered fish?
One that is thought about deeply ?
But yes, mostly correct.
In Lent, Catholics cannot eat red meat.(flesh).
But on Fridays they eat fish and beaver is designated a fish by the Catholic church, becuase it is scaly and lives in water, as well as capybara which really is eaten by Christians in South America.400 tonnes of capybara are consumed in Lent in Venezuela alone.
So beavers would most likely be eaten on a Friday in Lent.

OH.MY.GAWD!!!!!!

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

beaver is designated a fish by the Catholic church,

I'm no Catholic but I do wonder when there's a beaver/fish distinction.

 

[144 Grandpa Turtle]

indeed! the film airplane springs to mind

 

[spud's_mum]

I was peeling potatoes with my dad and we got a bit competitive over who's peeler was best. We had a peel off. I got a bit carried away and ended up peeling the tip of my nice long nail off

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

ABANDON SHIP!!!!

Ahaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr to ye , Bea.
Abandon ship all ye who enter here!
Arrrhahah Arrr!
Go The All Blacks!
Love the haka.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I was peeling potatoes with my dad and we got a bit competitive over who's peeler was best. We had a peel off. I got a bit carried away and ended up peeling the tip of my nice long nail off

Blame it on dad!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

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Aaahhahhaarrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!
Atternoon, Grandpa, ow be ee?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I'm no Catholic but I do wonder when there's a beaver/fish distinction.

AAAAAAArrrrhahahahahah!
Shiver me timbers, me old shipmate!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Following on from seal on whale, here is ;
BOOBY on TURTLE.

 

[Lyn W]

Ahoy, ye scurvy dogs!
I had a visit from me ol' mate Treasure.
We do call him that on account of 'is sunken chest.
Ah haargh!

 

[jaizei]

There are times when I think this thread is superfluous and then there's today.

 

[spud's_mum]

Early night for me
Not feeling well
Night guys!

 

[Lyn W]

Hope you are feeling better soon
Night Night

 

[spud's_mum]

Hope you are feeling better soon
Night Night

Thank you
Nighty night

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Ahoy, ye scurvy dogs!
I had a visit from me ol' mate Treasure.
We do call him that on account of 'is sunken chest.
Ah haargh!

Pieces of eight!
Pieces of eight!
Avast there!!!!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

There are times when I think this thread is superfluous and then there's today.

Less than superfluous ?
Ahaaaaarrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go on, you love it really!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Early night for me
Not feeling well
Night guys!

Sorry, Spud's Mum!
Get well soon or I'll send Sawbones round to fix you up.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Sawbones, of course meant doctor.
But did you know that 'the doctor' on a ship was the cook?

 

[AZtortMom]

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

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Thank you, Noel, and to you.
And also ahaaaaarr haaaaa hhhhaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr, me lassie!
And a happy National Speak Like A Pirate Day