COLD DARK ROOM

[Lyn W]

It's not a prison!!!!
it's just a bit of a problem finding the door sometimes!

There there - I think Ed meant work, Adam.

 

[johnandjade]

For my 'O' level chemistry I drank most of a bottle of vodka and had to leave the examination hall three times to pee and twice to vomit, on each occasion accompanied by an invigilator. (sorry to you, invigilator).
Only exam I ever failed, though I passed the retake when sober!

I totally dropped chemistry.. had to prioritise subjects as i was a silly boy and didn't attend high school after the first year :/ ...
i was going to the cinema to see Star Wars epsd 1 after it... can imagine my answers! the final one was, may the force be with you.

 

[johnandjade]

Errrrrmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!
Righto.

wouldn't be surprised if it was my mum!

 

[Lyn W]

Dry wit.

I love a good punch line, but have a few hang ups about them too.

 

[johnandjade]

I love a good punch line, but have a few hang ups about them too.

did you hear the joke about the boxer??

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

There there - I think Ed meant work, Adam.

Oh, silly me.
I'll calm down, then.

That's better.

 

[Lyn W]

did you hear the joke about the boxer??

No but I bet that had a good punch line too!!
(That must be it)

 

[spud's_mum]

I like the sort of bird's nest hide thingy.
But wouldn't Cheddar just rip it to bits ?

Yep, it will probably last an hour (if I'm lucky)
Oh well, it was only £1.50.
I really wanted to get a hanging coconut hut with a rope ladder but cheddar would just destroy the ladder and it would be rather useless

 

[johnandjade]

No but I bet that had a good punch line too!!
(That must be it)

you'll 'glove' it!

 

[johnandjade]

just finished my homework, turnover is about £1000 this week, it was the same last few weeks with 2 of us! gosh darn I'm good

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I love a good punch line, but have a few hang ups about them too.

I could spin you a few.

 

[johnandjade]

I could spin you a few.

what does a pirate spin??


... the yaaaarrrrggghhhhnnnn!!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Yep, it will probably last an hour (if I'm lucky)
Oh well, it was only £1.50.
I really wanted to get a hanging coconut hut with a rope ladder but cheddar would just destroy the ladder and it would be rather useless

You could just give him a non-hanging coconut hut!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

you'll 'glove' it!

No I won't.
I'll throw in the towel.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

just finished my homework, turnover is about £1000 this week, it was the same last few weeks with 2 of us! gosh darn I'm good

You are!
Bravo!!!!!

 

[Lyn W]

I could spin you a few.

Don't overdo it - we don't want you to peg out

 

[spud's_mum]

You could just give him a non-hanging coconut hut!

He has one.
This one was really good as it came with fibres on to chew but I can't find any more like it, they all seem to be just the hard shell.

Found a pic on the net of what it looked like before:


And now:

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Don't overdo it - we don't want you to peg out

I'll mangle a good few jokes before then , i hope.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

He has one.
This one was really good as it came with fibres on to chew but I can't find any more like it, they all seem to be just the hard shell.

Found a pic on the net of what it looked like before:
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And now:
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Goodness, what a little nibbler!!!

 

[johnandjade]

No I won't.
I'll throw in the towel.

boxers are very common...

they get 'a round '