COLD DARK ROOM

johnandjade

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Strap some big bottles to your legs,
run tubes into them attached to funnels from your trouser pockets
and stock up for the weekend!!!


i was actually at a rangers do once in the hilton... on my way out i lifted as much as I could! there was buckets of beer on all the tables and a miniature bottle at each place, me drunk as a skunk staggering by the players and company big wigs filling my suit pockets and as much as I could carry!

I'm a true paisley lad, no shame:)
 

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all stocked up, beer run done.. it's even already cold :) we are creeping back into negative temps. it's brilliant, onsie going on, armadillo beeing landed on... I don't need to move till Monday:)
 

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all stocked up, beer run done.. it's even already cold :) we are creeping back into negative temps. it's brilliant, onsie going on, armadillo beeing landed on... I don't need to move till Monday:)
I've got my PJs on, bottle of Prosecco in the fridge (birthday pressie) let's have a pyjama party!!!!
 
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Lyn W

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Maybe I'm just not meant to go near the kitchen.

I even once set a toaster on fire.
It was a conveyer belt one, i had accidentally turned the heat up too much and the toast set on fire and there was smoke and flames coming out of the toaster. o_O
I came to the same conclusion, and only have a kitchen now because it came with the house!!

If you burn things often enough people stop expecting you to cook and do it for you so every (smoke) cloud has a silver lining!!!:)
 

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Look what i did to my car. NOOOOOOO!
 
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