I'll keep my eyes peeled.
COLD DARK ROOM
- Thread starter Tidgy's Dad
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That's mouldy... Urgh!
Marinated mamma
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Ah sorry ... I'll be leaving then ... Just gotta get my jacket!
Marinated mamma
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How cool does anyone wanna be wife number two here?
Job description:
To share the job of tidying the house
Help to cook decent meals
Shopping for food and all other non fun shopping items
To wash up all washing up stuff
To entertain hubby when he's moody
Hmmm any takers?
Anyone???
Anywhere?
Anyone?
Please?
Very few people here actually have more than one, in fact, in my 11 years here I've only met one chap with more than one (though heard about others.)
He was a farmer and had three wives so they could supply him with children to work on the farm that he didn't have to pay. They had 25 children and then all the wives couldn't or wouldn't have any more So he was planning to divorce one wife, marry two more and have more kids, but he sadly died before putting this plan into operation.
Marinated mamma
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Just discovered something cool on YouTube! I know right?
Song parodies (parodys)?
My son has just shown me funny stuff my favourite so far is
Bart baker "what do you mean" (his take on Justin biebers hit! Absolutly hilarious)
Song parodies (parodys)?
My son has just shown me funny stuff my favourite so far is
Bart baker "what do you mean" (his take on Justin biebers hit! Absolutly hilarious)
Marinated mamma
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See like I've always said
It's never a good idea to have
Too much of what you fancy
Marinated mamma
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Seriously tho I reckon it must be pretty hard for blokes to cope with one woman let alone FOUR but how much easier it would be for the ladies to share ya fella four ways and all your duties although would that mean house keeping would have to be shared four ways? So long as I didn't get the bit to pay all the bills! Erugh just had another thought sometimes I don't pay what I should on time (there's just too many shoes in the world) and obviously I don't divulge this with hubby because I hide the evidence (shopping receipts in next doors bin and clothing labels too and new items at back of wardrobe)
Imagine four of me
No new shoes
Hardly ever!!!!!
although would that mean house keeping would have to be shared four ways? So long as I didn't get the bit to pay all the bills! Erugh just had another thought sometimes I don't pay what I should on time (there's just too many shoes in the world) and obviously I don't divulge this with hubby because I hide the evidence (shopping receipts in next doors bin and clothing labels too and new items at back of wardrobe)Imagine four of me
No new shoes
Hardly ever!!!!!
Marinated mamma
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Anyway off to bed to dream of shoes
Well I got a new book so off to read it
Night roomies
Well I got a new book so off to read it
Night roomies
The women here get lots of new shoes and clothes.Seriously tho I reckon it must be pretty hard for blokes to cope with one woman let alone FOUR but how much easier it would be for the ladies to share ya fella four ways and all your duties
Imagine four of me
No new shoes
Hardly ever!!!!!
Many will have a new kaftan or dress for the festival tomorrow.
If a man wants a second, third or fourth wife the first wife must agree to it.
I think polygamy is a good system in some situations where there are more women than men because of war, or some diseases for example.
It also means fewer affairs and divorces, it's all more honest, it seems to me.
The negative side is that rich men can end up with all the women and poor men with none.
But you're right, most of the men I know are horrified at the thought of two wives, one is quite enough for most of us.
Marinated mamma
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Sorry my phone beeped so I had to look ... Alas there is no book about shoes that I haven't read I have 147 pairs the book is called Sally by freya northWhat's the book ?
A book about shoes ?
Night, mamma.
Sleep well.
Linhdan Nguyen
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Anyone still going to watch "Clue" ?
Hi, Linhdan, yes, John, Cameron,Chrissy, me and possibly Lyn so far.
Linhdan Nguyen
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I thought Lola had cut his eye the other day but it turned out to be a small radicchio leaf that he was wearing like a patch.Joe on the rampage - face smeared with romaine lettuce
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He's never going to be a calendar boy if he doesn't learn eat more tidily
With his stump I think he'd decided to join forces with the one legged pirate.
Lola sat for a while watching youtube videos of other torts the other day until he got bored and wandered off.Hmmm.
Tidgy prefers looking at photos of herself.
Was trying to see if torts will watch videos in the same way they have discovered bearded dragons do.
They put them in a cage with food outside it and it was only when they watched a video of another BD sliding open the gate that they learned to do the same - can't remember the name of the prog.
Nope not me! I want to be a kept woman!
Sounds like hubbycide to me - I bet they all ganged up against him.
Nos da sleep well!
