COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

OMG!!! A VERY SIMILAR THING HAPPENED TO MEEEE!!!!
As if that wasn't enough, my twin nephews whom I saw at their birth just YESTERDAY are now high school seniors, and one HAS A FULL BEARD!!!!
I am deeply concerned about the space-time continuum!!! This can't POSSIBLY be right...or fair!!!

I like being old, wrinkly, bearded and balding.
I like wearing specs.
I am finally looking as i imagine myself.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

still time

And i don't drink water................

 

[JoesMum]

i feel it wouldn't be right to tell a selected few without sharing with the whole room :/

Do I need to choose a hat? (She asks hopefully. Mums need to be appropriately dressed for these occasions)

 

[Lyn W]

freedom!!! . have to work tomorrow now as well :/ , got my friends car to do as well so going to be a busy boy!

good some good news today , i'm sworn to secrecy though.

no, jades not pregnant!

You've won the lottery!!!!!
What's the address for begging letters??

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

DoI need to choose a hat? (She asks hopefully. Mums need to be appropriately dressed for these occasions)

A hat party ?
Royal Ascot, Ladies Day!

 

[Killerrookie]

Hallo

 

[JoesMum]

OMG!!! A VERY SIMILAR THING HAPPENED TO MEEEE!!!!
As if that wasn't enough, my twin nephews whom I saw at their birth just YESTERDAY are now high school seniors, and one HAS A FULL BEARD!!!!
I am deeply concerned about the space-time continuum!!! This can't POSSIBLY be right...or fair!!!

It's interviewing teachers that gets me. They don't look old enough to have left school, let alone be applying for an Assistant Principal's post. How can someone that young have so many years teaching experience?!

Also the mirrors are wrongly calibrated. I know what I look like and that's not what appears in the mirror.

 

[Lyn W]

I'm not sure exactly when it happened. One day I was 17 and a few days later I looked in the mirror and saw it. An old man.

take your mirrors back to the shop and get a refund; they are not working properly.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Hallo

Hello, there Austin, how are you today ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

It's interviewing teachers that gets me. They don't look old enough to have left school, let alone be applying for an Assistant Principal's post. How can someone that young have so many years teaching experience?!

Also the mirrors are wrongly calibrated. I know what I look like and that's not what appears in the mirror.

You mean I might be young ?!

 

[Lyn W]

Evening all good to see it busy in here.
I suggest we hold John down and tickle him until he spills the beans about the secret.

 

[JoesMum]

You mean I might be young ?!

As young as me anyway

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Evening all good to see it busy in here.
I suggest we hold John down and tickle him until he spills the beans about the secret.

I agree.
And i can use the beans as substrate.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

As young as me anyway

Well, that's alright then!

 

[johnandjade]

Do I need to choose a hat? (She asks hopefully. Mums need to be appropriately dressed for these occasions)

yeah!!!

 

[Lyn W]

Come home yesterday to find a letter. Apparently there's an infestation of rats in 'neighbouring properties' but don't know whose as none of the people I've asked nearby know anything about it. I've spent ages in my little garden this couple of years and in the last few weeks been chopping back a lot of greenery and pulling up old plants but not seen or heard any sign of rats. The biggest problem for me has been next doors 4 cats using my garden as a litter tray, so I would have thought they would be a good deterrent to any rats, but I've got to stop feeding my lovely sparrows to make sure the sunflower hearts aren't attracting rats.
I love watching them in my tree so sad about that.

 

[JoesMum]

yeah!!!

Really?! Yay!

What took you so long? Congratulations

 

[johnandjade]

You've won the lottery!!!!!
What's the address for begging letters??

lyn, i hope so!!! i would actually build a cold dark room and ship you all to it

 

[Lyn W]

yeah!!!

Really - you proposed?
Congrats to you and Jade!!

 

[johnandjade]

Hallo

(scottish accent) 'awright mukka'