COLD DARK ROOM

[Gillian M]

It most certainly can NOT be our beloved John!

NO WAY!!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Id be the over protective mother with Mrs.Turtle if she was at a play date

Me too.
('cept a father).
No boy tort is getting NEAR to my little girl .

 

[Squirt16]

Id be the over protective mother with Mrs.Turtle if she was at a play date

I feel like my tortoise would be the one to attaxk everyone, he thinks my fingers r food I always get bitten

 

[Gillian M]

Me too.
('cept a father).
No boy tort is getting NEAR to my little girl .

Hmmmmmmmmmm. What about her boyfriend?

 

[Gillian M]

They'd fight, bully, do unspeakable things to each other and infest each other with parasites and diseases, i expect.

That bad?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

That bad?

Worse.
We'd also get arrested for breaking every CITES regulation in the book.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Hmmmmmmmmmm. What about her boyfriend?

He's a nice safe distance away.
No problem.

 

[Squirt16]

Worse.
We'd also get arrested for breaking every CITES regulation in the book.

There's regulations about putting torts together, even if all are safe?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

There's regulations about putting torts together, even if all are safe?

No, CITES is the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species and would prevent us from moving our tortoises from one country to another without a permit which could prove impossible for wild caught animals like Tidgy.

 

[Moozillion]

In an ideal world.
But then half of them are boys and most of the CDR girl torts are not mothers.
Tidgy is very much pure and innocent.

Ahem...

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Ahem...

And a bit naughty sometimes.

 

[Moozillion]

Me too.
('cept a father).
No boy tort is getting NEAR to my little girl .

Adam, i know you love Tidgy, but I'm afraid that down here, your little girl would be regarded as a bit of a "floozie."

 

[Gillian M]

Ahem...

Hello Bea, how are you?

 

[johnandjade]

Wow! That's an awfully big box.

i have checked, it's safe

 

[johnandjade]

The opposite is true, i fear.

indeed

 

[johnandjade]

Thanks.
It sounds like my heart procedure....Not enough information about what to expect

be doddle, your made of strong stuff

 

[johnandjade]

NO WAY!!

*sigh if relief and wipes brow

 

[johnandjade]

And a bit naughty sometimes.

and a flirt

 

[Moozillion]

Hello Bea, how are you?

Fine, Gillian! Thank you for asking!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Adam, i know you love Tidgy, but I'm afraid that down here, your little girl would be regarded as a bit of a "floozie."

Indeed.
But only on line.
She's never been allowed on a date.