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Moozillion

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We have, of course, "nose-biffing", when wifey and I do something bad the other gives them a gentle (or not so gentle) tap on the nose.
This is usually preceeded by, "Give me your nose", and if one protests ones innocence, one is likely to get an extra biff.
You also have to say'OW! Ow! Ow!" or the like afterwards and clutch your conk as if in considerable agony, if you don't you're liable to get another nose biffing as the first one clearly wasn't effective enough.
This all provides much mirth for our friends, neighbours and visitors, especially when they're on the end of a nose biffing themselves. :D
LOVE It!!! :)
 

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Today is Mardi Gras down here in Louisiana.
Hubby is the official photographer for Pete Fountain's "Half Fast Walking Club." (NOTE: If you say it aloud, it sounds like you're saying Half A**ed Walking Club, which is the whole joke behind it! ;) ) Although Pete died last year at age 84 or so, the Club intends to continue. Hubby had to get up at 4:00 am to get into the City and in place before the parades start, and they'll go all day and into the night. The parades started 2 weeks ago, but Mardi Gras Day is always the biggest. The city will be pretty much paralyzed by over a million partiers who come in from out of town for the fun. That triples the city's usual population. It is a state-wide holiday, even for areas farther north that don't really celebrate Mardi Gras. So banks will be closed etc. I won't see hubby again until about 6:00 pm, and he will be worn out with marching 8 miles.

I will be having a lovely, quiet day here at home and around our little town. :)
In Britain ii is Pancake Day! :)
 

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I'd rather leave the cats alone and just go after their irresponsible owners.
That "The world is your litterbox" mentality drives me crazy. (As you may already be aware)
Keep your cat and it's crap out of my life.
Please leave the cat ed however go and give the owner a "nose -biffing " as Adam say him and wifey do :p
 

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Please leave the cat ed however go and give the owner a "nose -biffing " as Adam say him and wifey do :p
I don't know who they are. (the owners)
Or my dog and I would have been regularly visiting their yard as a "thank you."
 

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I didn't really think so. ;) I have strongly suspected for some time now, that you are actually a "toasted marshmallow:" all crusty on the outside, but soft and sweet on the inside!!!! :)
That's me. All crusty.
 

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