COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

Oh it's all so romantic. So how did you lure her to your terrace?

Aha!
All will be revealed, bu the cunning plan involves tortoises.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good morning all. Not good news. I am off to the doctor as the swelling has got much worse overnight and now extends down my harm by a couple of inches (5cm )

Just as well I removed my wedding ring before I went to bed. It was getting too tight

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Crikey!
Very not good and bad.
Good afternoon, Linda, and good luck, i'm sure the doc can give you something to help.
What an evil wasp.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

good mornooning world! got to get my toys together and head out soon, my mate ran a comp on bookface and the winner gets free window tints and a valet. want to get this job knocked out the park and home asap.

have a great day everyone

Good afternoon, John.
Go knock 'em for six, tiger.
Raaaaarrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
Or something.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I'm back. My medical centre is brilliant.

As I had spoken to NHS 111 before the surgery opened, they knew about me and gave me an appointment at 9.10am.

JoesDad had an appointment at 9.15 with the practise nurse for vaccinations for his business trips to India, which was handy timing, so he took me.

I am now on the strongest antihistamine she could prescribe to me and also antibiotic. Fingers crossed that I start to deflate soon!

I feel fine, just itchy and it's hard to use my hand

Hopefully all sorted soon.
Couple of days and you'll be right as rain.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Glad to see they got you right in

Good morning, Kevin

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Those two WILL graze!
It's summer time. Don't forget the fruit.

Good morning, Ed.

 

[JoesMum]

I forgot to give Adam his cheese from JoesDad's birthday!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

The expression on Mr. Adams face as he is looking at Mrs. Wifey scares me !
Mayby it scares Mrs. Wifey too.

It's a bit lascivious isn't it ?
But Mrs wifey is none to bright as will be seen.
OUUUUUUUUCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have been asked to point out this is totally unlike actual wifey.
My nose hurts.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

The expression on Mr. Adams face as he is looking at Mrs. Wifey scares me !
Mayby it scares Mrs. Wifey too.

And a jolly good afternoon to you, Sabine.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Oh, MY!!!! SO sorry this is getting worse! Here's hoping the doctor can fix you up quickly!!!!

Good morning, Mooz!
Hope you're having a marvelous day.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I hope you are feeling better! You may need some steroids to keep the swelling/inflammation down. I'm so so glad you removed your ring. That could have been problematic.

Wishing you a speedy recovery.



Sorry. I didn't complete reading the thread before I replied. Glad you were seen. I'm sure you will be back to perfect in no time.

I love India. Which part is Joe's Dad working in?

Good morning!
I love India , too. Been several times.
wifey's family worked out there for generations and she was born in Karachi, next door in Pakistan.

 

[johnandjade]

job done. having a pint then i'll be packing up and heading home to start again

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I forgot to give Adam his cheese from JoesDad's birthday!
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Thank heavens for that !
I've been starving to death in here!
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, Linda.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

job done. having a pint then i'll be packing up and heading home to start again

Enjoy your tipple and up and at 'em this afternoon.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Been nice and busy in here this morning.
Most splendid!
Now what am I going to do about the next page ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

HOLIDAY THING
While I was flicking through the travel section of the paper yesterday, I saw some offers for holidays on the Isle Of Wight.
One company even offered a "Free Car Ferry".
Now where the blazes would I put that ?
I've only got a small garden.

 

[Moozillion]

Good morning, Mooz!
Hope you're having a marvelous day.

Good morning, Adam!
Very lazy, rainy day over here...I believe I'll take a nap (and it's only 10:00 am!)

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good morning, Adam!
Very lazy, rainy day over here...I believe I'll take a nap (and it's only 10:00 am!)

4 pm here, so time to take Tidgy to the pub and shoot some pool.
Enjoy you siesta.

 

[Momof4]

Oh, before I go, so to speak........
TOILET HUMOUR
Embarrassing noises ?
Try leaving an empty trombone stand just outside the lavatory door and people will think you're just practicing.

Who says those are embarrassing noises!?!?!

I guess I have a house full of horrible band members!!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Who says those are embarrassing noises!?!?!

I guess I have a house full of horrible band members!!

Good point!
Well made.
I would like a recording, please.
Good morning, Kathy.