I'm back !
And wifey's gone to buy booze again.
It's all she goes out for since we got back from Spain.
And wifey's gone to buy booze again.
It's all she goes out for since we got back from Spain.
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- Thread starter Tidgy's Dad
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Our rent contract says no pets so I had to go out and get these:
Of course.
As long as they're chipped and have captive bred certificates, i'm sure your landlord will understand.
greetings everyone!
I just love your pictures (In Esio Trot). You're doing a great job!!
Son and friend successfully met. Now heading back to Kent on a very slow M25 motorway
Silly Adam! It doesn't bother me in the least!Right, I'm off out to buy another potato before Bea throws a jellyfish at me for getting her name wrong.
Oh, dear.
What flavor jellyfish would you like thrown at you?
Good afternoon, John!
Hope you've been having a fun and productive time.
back to normal thanks
Thank you.
Just did another photosession with wifey and Zac (who is a member here and looks after The Tidge when I'm away.)
One or two members have told me they've learned things as well, which is a bonus.
It's great fun to do.
Safe journey!Son and friend successfully met. Now heading back to Kent on a very slow M25 motorway
Love to all.
Speak soon.
Errrrr.......Silly Adam! It doesn't bother me in the least!
Are there any lime ones left ?
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CAT LOVERS
Cats can be very costly in both food and vet's bills. Save a fortune by simply not having a cat and slashing your furniture with a Stanley knife.
Cats can be very costly in both food and vet's bills. Save a fortune by simply not having a cat and slashing your furniture with a Stanley knife.
Mr Adam's mind was spinning like a wool spider (if they actually exist). Here, surely, was his big chance ! Grab it, he told himself. grab it quick!
"Mrs wifey," he said. " I do actually happen to know how to make tortoises grow faster, if that's really what you want."
"You do ?" she cried. "Oh, please tell me! Am I feeding him the wrong things?"
Yup, you are, thought Mr Adam, but he certainly wasn't going to tell her now............
" I worked in North Africa once," Mr Adam said. That's where all these tortoises in England come from, (not strictly true, not many Russian torts or Hermann's in Africa, for example.) and a Tuareg tribesman told me the secret. ( Tuaregs do know an awful lot of interesting stuff, as it happens).
"Tell me!" cried Mrs wifey, who seems to be crying all the time in this story. "I beg you to tell me, Mr Adam! I'll be your slave for life."
When he heard the words your slave for life, a little frisson of excitement swept through Mr Adam like a good Camembert.
"Wait there," he said "I'll have to go in and write something down for you."
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Torts aren't pets ! They are kids ! Ask my grandkids !
Quite right, Grandpa !
Tidgy is our daughter. (wifey and mine, not yours and mine!)
Absolutely family.
Hot.
Just got back after buying 4 potatoes.
1 onion
1 tomato
Some lamb mince and chicken chunks.
4 litres of milk.
A lettuce.
Visit to bank for wifey.
Now need to rest for the rest of the day.
Oh, 4 potatoes is a lot.
Good evening Adam. Saw another episode of the "Longmire" series and it was sad but marvelous.
Good morning!
I'm super sick and won't have the baby today so I'll be reading here most of the day unless I'm running to the toilet
Sending you good vibrations for a speedy recovery ! Poor Kathy !
Quite right, Grandpa !
Tidgy is our daughter. (wifey and mine, not yours and mine!)
Absolutely family.
Auuutsch, so I got 8 children of my own ? Oh my god .......
