COLD DARK ROOM

[Kristoff]

Heading to bed now. It’s 3:54am on this side of the pond and I’m tired. Before I go, let me share with y’all what I posted on pretend chat recently. My plan is to print up a ream of these and give them out freely as needed. Trust me, they won’t last long …View attachment 220351

This is brilliant!

 

[Kristoff]

I want a happy ending for Alfie too.
But not necessarily for the quite horrible Mr Adam, though Mrs wifey's nice enough and deserves happiness, it's not her fault she's extremely dim.

Please let them keep all the tortoises. And open a tortoise sanctuary. In London. And, Lord, please, may Mrs. Wifey learn at least a few things about tortoise care. Amen.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Please let them keep all the tortoises. And open a tortoise sanctuary. In London. And, Lord, please, may Mrs. Wifey learn at least a few things about tortoise care. Amen.

Sadly, i don't think any of those things are going to happen.

 

[Kristoff]

Sadly, i don't think any of those things are going to happen.

Thought I’d give it a shot.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Thought I’d give it a shot.

I am tempted to write an alternative ending, but must try to restrain myself.

 

[Gillian M]

Which pic do you mean ?

Hi Sabine.

I was going to ask @Tidgy's Dad the same question.

 

[Gillian M]

How are you tonight, young lady ?

Fine so long as it's relatively warm.

How are you? And Wifey and Tidgy?

 

[Gillian M]

I'm so sorry. Both my cats were feral rescues, and neither lived as long as I would have liked. It's terrible watching them suffer.

Hi. Sorry to have just read that.

 

[Gillian M]

Night night, Roommates.
Bit tired again, so an early night for me.
Be good.
Take care.
Sleep well.

Good afternoon Adam.

Hope you slept well last night.

 

[Gillian M]

Very slightly dizzy, but not bad. Just going to have a spot of luncheon.
How are you?

Dizzy? Hope you're better today.

 

[Gillian M]

Perhaps the donkey is coming.
Love to your torts!
And to you, of course.

Adam.......I'm STILL waiting for my share of warmth too. It's getting colder and colder here.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Fine so long as it's relatively warm.

How are you? And Wifey and Tidgy?

Still hot here.
I'm slightly muzzy-headed but not too bad.
wifey is preparing to do a lesson but seems well.
And Tidgy is sleeping peacefully, the lazy sausage.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Adam.......I'm STILL waiting for my share of warmth too. It's getting colder and colder here.

It's currently at a train station in Algeria.
They don't have many trains that allow donkeys on board.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

My student has cancelled its lesson!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I have been sent more work by the travel company so i will start writing their Four Day Tour instead.
But they have promised me a free tour where I just pay for my food and accommodation !
Double yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gillian M]

Still hot here.
I'm slightly muzzy-headed but not too bad.
wifey is preparing to do a lesson but seems well.
And Tidgy is sleeping peacefully, the lazy sausage.

You really are lucky if it's still HOT back there.

Am beginning to feel that horrible cold weather, particularly at home.

 

[Gillian M]

It's currently at a train station in Algeria.
They don't have many trains that allow donkeys on board.

Alright. How long will that train take to get here?

Please inform them that the matter is urgent. Thank you.

 

[Kristoff]

My student has cancelled its lesson!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I have been sent more work by the travel company so i will start writing their Four Day Tour instead.
But they have promised me a free tour where I just pay for my food and accommodation !
Double yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A “free” tour that you, yourself, wrote? And which part of your tour do they cover (if accommodation, food, and information come from you)?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Alright. How long will that train take to get here?

Please inform them that the matter is urgent. Thank you.

I have informed the donkey.
But I'm not sure he understands the concept of urgent.
The Train should hopefully arrive with donkey in Algiers tonight.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

A “free” tour that you, yourself, wrote? And which part of your tour do they cover (if accommodation, food, and information come from you)?

I am basically given an itinerary from another company and have to rewrite it and add to it to make it unique and attractive to customers.
This is one I have to rewrite today, adding bits and making it sound irresistible.
http://www.fes-desert-trips.com/en/fes-to-marrakech-4-days-3-nights.html
The most important thing for me is the free and quick transport, as coaches are uncomfortable and take forever as well as only going to one place and there is no train service to most of the country, especially the south.And I don't drive. But free guides, camel treks (BOO!), entry to some of the places and the chance to just leave the tour when I reach somewhere where the fossiling is good is excellent news.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

And with that I'm off to write the itineraries.
See you later, Roomies.