COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

Just did my potato shop.
3 potatoes.
2 onions
a tomato.
1 apple for wifey to eat.
1 apple for apple crumble.
2 lettuce.
200 cigarettes.
6 milk
1 oil
2 sugar cubes
some turkey chunks.
some beef mince.
Now totally knackered.

 

[JSWallace]

200 cigarettes??
ADAM!!!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

200 cigarettes??
ADAM!!!

Ahem.
But wifey will smoke at least half of them.
And they'll last as least 10 days, maybe two weeks.

 

[JSWallace]

Ahem.
But wifey will smoke at least half of them.
And they'll last as least 10 days, maybe two weeks.

Nope not a good enough excuse my friend!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Nope not a good enough excuse my friend!

Hmmmm.
Tidgy made me!
Any better?

 

[JSWallace]

No that's even worse,blaming a poor tort who can't defend herself

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

No that's even worse,blaming a poor tort who can't defend herself

She can.
She's currently giving me dirty looks.
"Sorry, Tidge! It's all my fault!"

 

[JSWallace]

She can.
She's currently giving me dirty looks.
"Sorry, Tidge! It's all my fault!"

Carry on Tidge
He deserves it...

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I do .

 

[JSWallace]

I do .

And looking sorry for yourself won't get you back in my good books!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

And looking sorry for yourself won't get you back in my good books!

It's okay.
I shall sit in a Cold Dark Corner and sulk.
I'm pretty good at sulking.

 

[JoesMum]

It's okay.
I shall sit in a Cold Dark Corner and sulk.
I'm pretty good at sulking.

And stub that cigarette out....

 

[JSWallace]

And stub that cigarette out....

We don't want you polluting our nice clean air thank you

 

[JoesMum]

We don't want you polluting our nice clean air thank you

* Whispers * Do you think he's feeling got at

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Still sulking.
I don't smoke in the Cold Dark Room, anyway.

 

[JSWallace]

Still sulking.
I don't smoke in the Cold Dark Room, anyway.

Stop being petulant, we can still smell the smoke on you..

 

[JSWallace]

* Whispers * Do you think he's feeling got at

Yes, but he deserves it!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Now I have moved to the naughty step where I shall sit for a bit.

 

[Bee62]

Today is the day for THREE ! ! !

Hohoho, my little Fury pony .... keep calm, I am too...

So when it is THREE I`d like to say:

I like:
- animals, especially tortoises, dogs, cats and horses. Chicken too
- blue colored things
- books
- music
- flowers

..................... and I like you all ....... ( only by the way to have mentioned it )

I dislike:
- any sort of hat, cap or wool cap
- kitchen aid things ( like Jane )
- boring people ( I hope you don`t want to send me one )
- poison snakes and scorpions
- long underwear

 

[Bee62]

Bee, I believe love is never wasted.
Thank God the ones whose time here on Earth was short were so fortunate to feel your loving kindness and comfort before they left us.
Every creature deserves to know love in their lifetime. You serve a beautiful purpose when you care for God's creatures, even when the outcome is not what you might have wished.

Thank you very much Bea for your kind words, I have tears in my eyes by reading it. But you are right: Love is never wasted....