COLD DARK ROOM

[Moozillion]

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A bit of silliness from Denmark tonight Speed control signs.

WHAAAAAT??!?!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Beans?
Shall I sing the bean song?

Go on, then.
If you must.
And welcome back.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Sorry to hear that. Education is not an easy thing when the one is not interested in.

The culture here teaches them to not be curious or ask questions.
Terrible.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Thank you Adam, you saved my evening. Hope to see you.

You can't .
It's Dark.
But, "I'M HERE! I'M HERE!"

 

[Moozillion]

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A bit of silliness from Denmark tonight Speed control signs.

So what does Fart mean in Danish or German? [emoji15]

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Tooting is in the London Borough of Wandsworth.

Home of the fictional Citizen Smith and Tooting Popular Front... “Power to the people!”
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That was exactly what I was thinking!
Can anyone of our generation not equate Tooting with Citizen Smith?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Will you both together brumate ?

Wish i could.
But we have far too much to do and wifey would be furious!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I think Adam prefers eating cheese to brooms.

Indeed.
Though to be fair, I've never tried to eat a broom.
Or a brush, come to think of it!

 

[Yvonne G]

@Yvonne G I know Yvonne. I am always kidding that you should chuckle.

Chuckling has gotten me into trouble in the recent past.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

So what does Fart mean in Danish or German? [emoji15]

Speed.
Good evening,Mooz!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Chuckling has gotten me into trouble in the recent past.

Mmmm???

 

[JoesMum]

So what does Fart mean in Danish or German? [emoji15]

In German, fahren is the verb ‘to go’ (in a vehicle)

Ich (I) farhre
Du (You) farhst
Er (He) farht*

So fartkontrol is presumably a warning over some kind of speed control.

And ‘your’ in German is Dein so Din fart is ‘Your speed’ instead of a Scottish dialect instruction not to break wind

* Somehow I passed O Level German in 1980. My memory may not be entirely accurate, but you get the idea of verb declension and why a class of British school kids fell about laughing. Poor Miss Crombie. She was a terrible teacher.

 

[Bambam1989]

Go on, then.
If you must.
And welcome back.

Thank you for the welcome back
The bean song- originally sung by: I have no idea.
Beans Beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot!
The more you toot, the better you feel!
The better you feel, the more beans you eat!
Ta-da

 

[Bee62]

Chuckling has gotten me into trouble in the recent past.

I read it. The poster is an ... sorry to say... idiot. "Redfoot eats only banana".... You are right. When I have read the thread earlier ( I read it yestersay ) I would have said something to his bad commentars on you, but it was too long ago. Better not disturb such an idi.. again. Sorry for you.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Thank you for the welcome back
The bean song- originally sung by: I have no idea.
Beans Beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot!
The more you toot, the better you feel!
The better you feel, the more beans you eat!
Ta-da

Hmmmmm.
Well, it certainly suits the Cold Dark Room.
Golly!

 

[Bee62]

You can't .
It's Dark.
But, "I'M HERE! I'M HERE!"

That`s fine ! I am here too !

 

[Bee62]

In German, fahren is the verb ‘to go’ (in a vehicle)

Ich (I) farhre
Du (You) farhst
Er (He) farht*

So fartkontrol is presumably a warning over some kind of speed control.

And ‘your’ in German is Dein so Din fart is ‘Your speed’ instead of a Scottish dialect instruction not to break wind

* Somehow I passed O Level German in 1980. My memory may not be entirely accurate, but you get the idea of verb declension and why a class of British school kids fell about laughing. Poor Miss Crombie. She was a terrible teacher.

Today is German lesson, Linda. You want to write:
Ich fahre ( I drive )
Du fährst ( You drive )
Er fährt ( He drives )

 

[Bee62]

Mmmm???

Read here and get angry .... So do I !
https://tortoiseforum.org/threads/my-cherry-head-will-only-eat-bananas-help.162371/

 

[Bambam1989]

Read here and get angry .... So do I !
https://tortoiseforum.org/threads/my-cherry-head-will-only-eat-bananas-help.162371/

I had to do some major restraining of my attitude in that one...

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

That`s fine ! I am here too !

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!