COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

Hello and welcome to the CDR. We’re an international bunch of friends hanging out in the gloom of the CDR with only the glow of the flying jellyfish to help us

I’m Linda and I live in Kent in the extreme South East of the UK... although I am currently travelling and in the Orkney Islands to the north of Scotland. (Postcards on their way shortly )

Pull up an armadillo and take a seat. The one-legged pirate should be along to take an order for the beverage of your choice... as long as he and the leprechaun haven’t had one too many again [emoji849]

Montgomery our armadillo coffee table is very friendly and usually remembers not to walk off when being used. Watch out for the wool spider (if she exists) up in roof of the CDR. She is keen on knitting, but seems to be getting a little bored since the snows melted and we no longer needed so many blankets and socks

That's a point.
Is the Wool Spider (if she exists) more dangerous in the summer?
That's when people vanish.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I did, I did!! No naughty step for me today.

OW ! ! ! !
Just fell over something.
What's this?
WHO PUT A NAUGHTY STEP IN THE COLD DARK ROOM ? ? ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Hi Allen. Nice to have you here. I am Sabine or Bee. I am the crazy cat lady, cclbee.
You are now in the Cold Dark Room, living together with different roommates, a one legged pirate and a substitute leprechaun and some animals like the carrot eating snow leopard, some nice prickly hedgehogs, armadillos to sit on, yellyfish that lighten up the dark a little bit and Silly & Willy the penguins.
Be aware of the wool spider ( if she exist ). Maybe she is knitting woolen underwear for you too but we don`t know exactly.

I'm glad someone remembered the snow leopard.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

You all can call me bad and evil, but I cheated from time to time in school too. I think it is no big thing when children do that. It is only a big thing when they are caught by cheating.....
I was never caught.....

Naughty bad Bee!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I take amazing pictures. 100% all the time. Here's my attempt at a selfie with "my" street dog Dost:
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Genius!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Oh dear hope she's not suffering too much and they can come up with a good plane to help her.

Yes, a good plane would be useful for getting to Turkey.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

That should be 'plan' - unless she has to travel for treatment

SNAP ! ! !

 

[mrnewberry]

Nice torts!
Did we get some piccies?

Here you go:

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good planes have better cabin pressure control, which makes them more gentle on ailing ears.

In the days when people were allowed to smoke on planes, the cabin atmosphere was replaced very frequently.
Now, it isn't, as it saves money and thus the risks of health problems when travelling have increased dramatically.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I’d be so happy to take some of your hands... Maybe some day!

Poor Yvonne!
How many of her hands do you want?
She's only got two. (I expect).

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

School governor hat on here:

In a public exam this would be a straight fail. No appeal. Kids have to understand that exam conditions are strict and by age 14 schools are starting to get tough.

Last year of a middle school is typical for these clampdowns as it helps to make transition to the final phase easier.

It’s easy for it to get blown out of proportion “they’ve never done it before” and keep on about it. It’s better to write it off as a lesson learned that will never happen again.

Agreed.
And even if it is 'unfair' that's another valuable lesson learned.
Life isn't.

 

[Bee62]

Lol. It was actually a book about magic. And yes it did thank you. [emoji3] [emoji3] i feel much better today. Not trying to bite any bodies head off anymore.

Are you sure ? I am afraid and scared of loosing my head.....
I think my butt is not singing as good as my mouth.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Torts like to walz over their food. Like a tank. Peeing in food is okay too.

I agree.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

@DE42
I know that hurts. I have these problems too. Look, these are my legs
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Have you had chicken pox when you was a child ?

Not very nice.
Poor Bee.

 

[Bee62]

Oh yes mam! But I don’t think the zoo keeper cared for being lectured on the size of the enclosure, mixture of species, or lack of hides and humidity by a 4 yr old[emoji23]. Jayden is like a little sponge & often too smart for his own good!

Was the zoo keeper astonished about the knowledge of a little boy ?

 

[Bee62]

I agree.

Peing on your cheese too ???

 

[Bee62]

Too cold !
You must all come to Morocco.

Too hot and too dry ! Nooooo

 

[Bee62]

Less than 9,000 to go now!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!

 

[Bee62]

I hear 39.4 degrees today ?
And beer sales up 4%!

Yep ! Spring turns in a hot summer. It is like an oven outside.

 

[Bee62]

Live long and prosper.
But you have to kill someone when you get married.

Buhhhhh !!!! What Dr. Who is for you the Startrek adventures are for me !