Two bacteria walk into a bar.

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The bartender, a Galapagos Giant Tortoise, says, “whoa, we don’t serve bacteria here.”

The bacteria say, “but we work here; we’re staph.”

 

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Probably for the best, I heard the bacteria have been hitting the drink too much, they’re trying to get clean…