COLD DARK ROOM

[Gillian M]

Nope! I would be miserable and grouchy and sitting in your fridge!

Oh come on Lyn, NEVER judge something you have not tried/experienced. (Joking OK?) I HATE cold weather, true, but I experience it each and every year, with rain and even SNOW! UGH!!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Get Adam, to shout at him.

I do not shout at tortoises.
Often.

 

[Gillian M]

Thanks Gillian.
Yes. I feel pretty good.
How are you?

So far so good, though Oli is giving me a hard time. I think it's the VERY HOT weather.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good morning/afternoon CDRers hope you have a great day.
I'm off shopping this afternoon.
Only 2 days freedom left!!!

Blimey, that's gone quickly again.
The little dears are still off for another month or more here.

 

[Gillian M]

I do not shout at tortoises.
Often.

Would you shout at your future son-in-law, Adam?

 

[Lyn W]

Right time to hit the shops.
So I will see you all later.
Have a great day everyone!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Better him than Picasso!

My armpit hair is not under my armpits, my kneecaps are very wobbly and my toes are a bit surreal
I think Picasso may have been a consultant.

 

[Gillian M]

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Would you shout at your future son-in-law, Adam?

Nope.
If I ever meet Oli I will shower him with love.

 

[Gillian M]

Oh come on Lyn, NEVER judge something you have not tried/experienced. (Joking OK?) I HATE cold weather, true, but I experience it each and every year, with rain and even SNOW! UGH!!

Hope you'll like this, Lynn.

Snow in Amman (brrrrr....just the sight of it makes me shiver)!​

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Right time to hit the shops.
So I will see you all later.
Have a great day everyone!

I hit the butcher's shop last week.
It hurt.
Have a nice day, Lyn, see you later.

 

[Gillian M]

Nope.
If I ever meet Oli I will shower him with love.

I am sure you will. You are such a kind, understanding person, Adam.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Sound advice!
LESSON OF THE DAY, Roommates!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I'm off on a potato hunt.
See you all later.

 

[Marinated mamma]

Oh, dear!
I would have eaten the cat, it had your turkey in it after all.
Were you cat-atonic at the time ?
Or gin and tonic ?

I love jokes like that! I say them to my kids all the time and they call them old people Saddo one liners lol and yes did have to hold back on killing that cat and there was nothing curious about it! We had veg and chicken breast that year was utterly fuming xx

 

[johnandjade]

Good morning, John.
Good week ahead, hopefully.
Little bit less stress will do you good

morning guv! how are you feeling today?

 

[johnandjade]

Shave 'em or eat 'em.
It's for the best.

or stick em in the potato cannon...

catapult

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I love jokes like that! I say them to my kids all the time and they call them old people Saddo one liners lol and yes did have to hold back on killing that cat and there was nothing curious about it! We had veg and chicken breast that year was utterly fuming xx

Plenty of bad puns in the Cold Dark Room.
One of the reasons it was set up.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

morning guv! how are you feeling today?

Fine, back to normal.
Just went out to do some shopping and it was back to being fun again.
Got 4 potatoes.
Half a tomato.
Some minced beef and some camel steak.
Some cooking oil and washing up liquid. (two different bottles).
And some stuff to repair cracks in walls.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

or stick em in the potato cannon...

catapult

What goes up doesn't seem to come down in here.
I wonder why ?