COLD DARK ROOM

[johnandjade]

going to dry my hair in the tub

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

hello tidgy

kguyyzguzuGDGHIblI

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

i hate the guy who is flying the boat to pick me up, very inconsiderate of him, its 1000 C and the sun is splitting the skys!! View attachment 200415


going to read a book in the shower

wifey's eaten my gardening !

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Thank you! Had to happen sooner or later I guess

I find that later by several decades is best.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

going to dry my hair in the tub

And I'm cutting my fingernails with a herring.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

One of my favorite flowers!

Say it with flowers.
Give her a triffid.

 

[Bee62]

@meech008
Poor Michelle. I wish you a soon recovery too. Stay in bed and sleep long. While you are sleeping your body can heal himself.
The pretty flowers of Grandpa turtle will be helpful too.

Or was it staying a rainy night outdoor what heals a flu ??? Confused..

@Tidgys Dad
Fly, fly away.... fly to my love oh my pretty tortoise .... or was it the flamingo in the song ? Confusion !

@johnandjade
Why do you didn`t take an aeroplane to get home ? I usually hitchhike on aeroplanes and when I am above my home I open the door and ....smash ..... get out and down ... Last I forget my parachute .... Thats why I am confused ...

@all ckmldcmkwejrri43ow4rnvgn bdewoeööööööööööööööööööööööööööhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


@ZEROPILOT said

Hi gang

Hi leader of the pack

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Flamingos and tortoises can be used to play croquet.

 

[144 Grandpa Turtle]

Say it with flowers.
Give her a triffid.

They don't smell nice !

 

[144 Grandpa Turtle]

wifey's eaten my gardening !

I hope not as brownies !

 

[Bee62]

@Joes Mum said

Who did you call?

G H O S T B U S T E R S !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[johnandjade]

I hope not as brownies !

bud and bud with a bud

 

[Bee62]

Mary Had a Little wolf

Mary had a little wolf,
His fleece was white as coal,
And everyone that Mary meets ,
The wolf was sure to chow.
He followed her to school one day,
Which was against the rule,
It chows the children up and laugh
to see a wolf at school.
And so the teacher tries to shot him down.
But still he would not die.
And waited patiently outside
Till the teacher lurked an eye.
„Why does the wolf loves the teacher so?“
The last not eaten children cry.
„Why teachers are so yummy you know,“
The wolf did reply.
And soon the teacher died.


Originaltext: Wikipedia

 

[johnandjade]

playing snooker with the top hat. i have already had 2 pairs. going to toss my tea out the window, perhaps read a film. i can only watch books on a unicycle.

 

[johnandjade]

i can eat soup with a fork!

i can slam a revolving door.

i once threw a granade that killed 4 guys!!!
............. then it exploded!!!




a quote from chuck norris' resumae/ C.V

 

[johnandjade]

have you ever asked google;

'where is chuck norris'


go on

 

[johnandjade]

chuck norris beat me at connect 4 while eating rice with one chopstick. he then strangled me with a cordless phone.... he took a dump in the toilet, didn't flush it... just scared the 'smeg' out it!

he then went home, fixed the oven before it broke.... off to bed he went and went to sleep with a pillow under his gun while the boogeyman checked under his bed for chuck norris.

 

[johnandjade]

FACT!!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

They don't smell nice !

No, of rotting flesh, apparently.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Mary Had a Little wolf

Mary had a little wolf,
His fleece was white as coal,
And everyone that Mary meets ,
The wolf was sure to chow.
He followed her to school one day,
Which was against the rule,
It chows the children up and laugh
to see a wolf at school.
And so the teacher tries to shot him down.
But still he would not die.
And waited patiently outside
Till the teacher lurked an eye.
„Why does the wolf loves the teacher so?“
The last not eaten children cry.
„Why teachers are so yummy you know,“
The wolf did reply.
And soon the teacher died.


Originaltext: Wikipedia

I love stories about tortoises with a happy ending.