COLD DARK ROOM

[Lokkje]

Mathematics. We are not discussing English we were discussing math. I perform Mathemagics feats. I do guesstimates.

And English was my worst subject. So tedious.

 

[Lokkje]

Good morning cold dark Lord. I am trying hard to emulate you but I am finding it difficult. I don’t know where you find all of your energy.

 

[CarolM]

There aren't any.
No windows.
Or has someone been redecorating in the Dark?

Oh dear. I am really loosing my mind as I thought I saw one or two in one of the corners. Although for the life of me I cannot remember which one.

 

[CarolM]

Caro, your only hope is to run, and count on me... ? ?

mmmmmm, I think I am on to the two of you. Or am I????

 

[CarolM]

Is there some particular reason why you keep talking to yourself? There are many of us we would be more than happy to talk to you. I’m talking to you. Sporky has honored you with her presence. Is this an interesting mission related strategy where you made crazy ridiculous guesses to appear to have many negative points and now you were going to actually execute your mission where you’re talking to yourself? How very interesting.

Interesting it is!!!!

 

[CarolM]

Why would I be pushing my luck? Have you forgotten that the cold dark Lord created me? Now pushing your luck is agitating me. And you are pushing your luck. Spork awaits

Await oh Sporky await. I am on my way!!!

 

[CarolM]

ok, The weekend awaits. Until later everybody.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good Morning, Agents of the Dark Lord.
Having lost our first Agent, we have a new Agent with a new Mission starting today.
Today is Eat an Extra Dessert Day.
Not Eat a Desert Day, that's next week, I think.
More cheese and crackers for me.

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

Good Morning, Agents of the Dark Lord.
Having lost our first Agent, we have a new Agent with a new Mission starting today.
Today is Eat an Extra Dessert Day.
Not Eat a Desert Day, that's next week, I think.
More cheese and crackers for me.

Can you tell us who the new agent is? I’m guessing @Srmcclure

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I'm off out for a game of cricket with the Tidginator.
See you later, Agents.

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

mmmmmm, I think I am on to the two of you. Or am I????

Don’t do it Carol!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Can you tell us who the new agent is? I’m guessing @Srmcclure

Correct.
-1.

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

I'm off out for a game of cricket with the Tidginator.
See you later, Agents.

Tidgy? Will she have tea?

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

Correct.
-1.

The Indignity!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Tidgy? Will she have tea?

Given half a chance.

 

[jaizei]

And English was my worst subject. So tedious.

The secret is that spoken > written. Just English like you talk is you literally can't be wrong.

 

[Pastel Tortie]

The dark lord is mathematics challenged.

I just figured @Tidgy's Dad was using TARDIS math. ?

 

[Pastel Tortie]

Mathematics. We are not discussing English we were discussing math. I perform Mathemagics feats. I do guesstimates.

@Lokkje What about conjecture? Or maybe we could use a conjurer. ?

 

[Pastel Tortie]

Well, guess I’ll have to resort to plan 2... ?

@Golden Greek Tortoise 567 Dare I ask?

I mean, I don't know if I really want to know the answer, but there's that whole risk assessment thing... ? Oh, just go ahead and tell me.

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

@Golden Greek Tortoise 567 Dare I ask?

I mean, I don't know if I really want to know the answer, but there's that whole risk assessment thing... ? Oh, just go ahead and tell me.

Well plan 2 is poison, pour a little here and there in the tea and cheese. Cheese is the secret...