A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They're appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl's mom says, "Dear, he doesn't seem to be a very nice boy."
"Oh, please, Mom!" says the daughter. "If he wasn't nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"
A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks "Excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?" The shop keepers heart melts.He gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and says,"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy, bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there. .?"
The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels,puts her hands on her knees,leans forward and whispers . . . " I dont wealy fink my pyfon gives a phuc
Later, the girl's mom says, "Dear, he doesn't seem to be a very nice boy."
"Oh, please, Mom!" says the daughter. "If he wasn't nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"
A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks "Excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?" The shop keepers heart melts.He gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and says,"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy, bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there. .?"
The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels,puts her hands on her knees,leans forward and whispers . . . " I dont wealy fink my pyfon gives a phuc
