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Lyn W

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Must go and get my kit and packed lunch ready for outdoor activities tomorrow.
We are cycling and making it a Sponsored Santa Cycle so we'll be wearing out Santa Hats (as well as helmets so safety first!)
Will pop back later if I get the chance.
 

Tidgy's Dad

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Must go and get my kit and packed lunch ready for outdoor activities tomorrow.
We are cycling and making it a Sponsored Santa Cycle so we'll be wearing out Santa Hats (as well as helmets so safety first!)
Will pop back later if I get the chance.
Hope to see you later, though the last two nights you didn't return. :(
How do you wear out a Santa hat by cycling ?
Wind speed ?;)
 

Lyn W

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Hope to see you later, though the last two nights you didn't return. :(
How do you wear out a Santa hat by cycling ?
Wind speed ?;)
Wear them on our feet silly!!
Fell asleep last 2 nights and left it too late to sign in again
Will try to stay awake and get back tonight.
 

Moozillion

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There was a young vicar called Herman,
Who came here to preach his first sermon;
He failed to enthuse
The folk in the pews
Because he could only speak German. :)

There was a young girl called Felicity
Whose body gave off electricity;
It produced enough wattage
To power her cottage
And earned her a lot of publicity! :p

When Jesus turned water to wine,
The crowd thought it tasted just fine.
A rich connoisseur
Remarked with hauteur:
"It's vintage BC 29!" :p
 

Tidgy's Dad

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There was a young vicar called Herman,
Who came here to preach his first sermon;
He failed to enthuse
The folk in the pews
Because he could only speak German. :)

There was a young girl called Felicity
Whose body gave off electricity;
It produced enough wattage
To power her cottage
And earned her a lot of publicity! :p

When Jesus turned water to wine,
The crowd thought it tasted just fine.
A rich connoisseur
Remarked with hauteur:
"It's vintage BC 29!" :p
I've missed these! :)
Excellent, thank you!
 

Moozillion

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A funeral rite was progressing,
And the priest was pronouncing his blessing.
When the coffin lid rose,
The worshippers froze,
And a voice cried, "I'm dead? How distressing!"

There once was a man from Peru,
Whose limericks stopped at line two.
:p:p:p
 
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