COLD DARK ROOM
- Thread starter Tidgy's Dad
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Balls!
Love the second one.A funeral rite was progressing,
And the priest was pronouncing his blessing.
When the coffin lid rose,
The worshippers froze,
And a voice cried, "I'm dead? How distressing!"
There once was a man from Peru,
Whose limericks stopped at line two.
( the first one's pretty good, too)
Well, the metal mesh lid for Jacques' tank did NOT arrive today (sigh) so we'll hope it comes tomorrow!
I'm off to rustle up some dinner for me and the hubby.
I'm off to rustle up some dinner for me and the hubby.
I wish I could say these were original...
Hope the lid comes tomorrow.Well, the metal mesh lid for Jacques' tank did NOT arrive today (sigh) so we'll hope it comes tomorrow!
I'm off to rustle up some dinner for me and the hubby.
Enjoy your meal and say hi to hubby.
See you soon, i hope.
I won't likely be on at all tomorrow.
Hubby is a professional photographer and he occasionally needs a hand at a shoot. Tomorrow he is doing a Santa shoot at a large clinic for children with psychological and neurobehavioral problems. The kids sit in Santa's lap, hubby shoots their photo and puts several on a jump drive, I print from the jump drive there on site so everybody goes home with a picture!
I just hope it's not all a bunch of Hyperactive kids, but it's likely to be!!!!
Wish us luck!!!!!!
Hubby is a professional photographer and he occasionally needs a hand at a shoot. Tomorrow he is doing a Santa shoot at a large clinic for children with psychological and neurobehavioral problems. The kids sit in Santa's lap, hubby shoots their photo and puts several on a jump drive, I print from the jump drive there on site so everybody goes home with a picture!
I just hope it's not all a bunch of Hyperactive kids, but it's likely to be!!!!
Wish us luck!!!!!!
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Hahaha no not at all. Wait till January comes, I'll be unbearable
A good US friend called Moozillion,I wish I could say these were original...
Really was one in a million,
She's awaiting a grid,
To be used as a lid,
It's arriving by courier, pillion.
There was a tort lover called Bea,
Who went off to cook hubbies tea.
She left Cold Dark Room,
In a decided gloom,
And the one most saddened was me.
same to you!!
Luck!I won't likely be on at all tomorrow.
Hubby is a professional photographer and he occasionally needs a hand at a shoot. Tomorrow he is doing a Santa shoot at a large clinic for children with psychological and neurobehavioral problems. The kids sit in Santa's lap, hubby shoots their photo and puts several on a jump drive, I print from the jump drive there on site so everybody goes home with a picture!
I just hope it's not all a bunch of Hyperactive kids, but it's likely to be!!!!
Wish us luck!!!!!!
Don't shoot too many Santa's or children.
Hope they all behave, poor mites.
Have a good day Bea, sounds fun!I won't likely be on at all tomorrow.
Hubby is a professional photographer and he occasionally needs a hand at a shoot. Tomorrow he is doing a Santa shoot at a large clinic for children with psychological and neurobehavioral problems. The kids sit in Santa's lap, hubby shoots their photo and puts several on a jump drive, I print from the jump drive there on site so everybody goes home with a picture!
I just hope it's not all a bunch of Hyperactive kids, but it's likely to be!!!!
Wish us luck!!!!!!
Nos da, Lyn.
A splendid Welsh lady called Lyn,
Had a conservatory with leaks in,
She used home made rolls,
To fill in the holes.
And put what was left in the bin.
A gorgeous young lady called meech,
Had countdowns now well within reach.
She spent every day,
Just counting away,
Til maths she was able to teach.
A man called Adam had a room
That was cold and darker than the womb
But though dark as the night
It is still warm and bright
'Cause the laughter and fun lift the gloom.
I'm definitely going now! TTFN
That was cold and darker than the womb
But though dark as the night
It is still warm and bright
'Cause the laughter and fun lift the gloom.
I'm definitely going now! TTFN
Limericks are dead easy.OMG!!!!! That is so SWEET!!!!
You are indeed a Man of Many Talents!!!
The only hard part is making them relevant to what's happening now.
Glad you like them.
