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Moozillion

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10 Year Member!
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Location (City and/or State)
Louisiana, USA
And for any of our Roomies who are Retirees, my sister sent me this!!!!! :p

I just discovered my age group! I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?
And I don't have acne.
Life is good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age; it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.
It is NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
SO THERE!!
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.
"The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart" Helen Keller
 

Gillian M

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5 Year Member
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Location (City and/or State)
Jordan
Oh, I remember now.
The frozen camel.
I'll send someone to collect him.
Hate it to go to waste.


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Adam please be quick. Look at that; the poor thing is dying.
 

Tidgy's Dad

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5 Year Member
Joined
Feb 11, 2015
Messages
48,539
Location (City and/or State)
Fes, Morocco
And for any of our Roomies who are Retirees, my sister sent me this!!!!! :p

I just discovered my age group! I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?
And I don't have acne.
Life is good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age; it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.
It is NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
SO THERE!!
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.
"The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart" Helen Keller
I just discovered my age group! I am a Seenfant (Senior infant)
I have most of what I wanted as an infant, only 45-50 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work (much) .
I own my own pad. (with wifey)
I don't have a curfew (except when imposed by wifey)
I have a passport and my own tortoise.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the alcohol cave. I like wifey going and bringing me stuff back best.
The people I hang around with are generally much younger than me are fearful for the future.
I don't have much hair. Even under my armpits.
Life is good! Also, you will feel much more confused after reading this , if you are a Seenfant.
Brains of older people are slower because of repeated nosebiffings.
People do not decline mentally with age; it's just confusing sorting through the trivia and finding what you need without forgetting what it was you wanted, what was I saying ?
Scientists also believe this makes you short sighted due to the pressure of all that expanded brain on the back of your eyeballs.
Also, older people .......erm, , erm, what's excercise ?
SO THERE!!
I have more friends than I can cope with, I always remember their names, but don't spea to most of them as much as I should.
So, please don't forward this to anyone, i couldn't cope with many more people to send Christmas cards to.
"The best and most beautiful things in the world are mainly varieties of cheese and tortoises. And wifey. And my brain." Adam Gate
 

Gillian M

Well-Known Member
5 Year Member
Joined
Aug 28, 2014
Messages
15,367
Location (City and/or State)
Jordan
I just discovered my age group! I am a Seenfant (Senior infant)
I have most of what I wanted as an infant, only 45-50 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work (much) .
I own my own pad. (with wifey)
I don't have a curfew (except when imposed by wifey)
I have a passport and my own tortoise.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the alcohol cave. I like wifey going and bringing me stuff back best.
The people I hang around with are generally much younger than me are fearful for the future.
I don't have much hair. Even under my armpits.
Life is good! Also, you will feel much more confused after reading this , if you are a Seenfant.
Brains of older people are slower because of repeated nosebiffings.
People do not decline mentally with age; it's just confusing sorting through the trivia and finding what you need without forgetting what it was you wanted, what was I saying ?
Scientists also believe this makes you short sighted due to the pressure of all that expanded brain on the back of your eyeballs.
Also, older people .......erm, , erm, what's excercise ?
SO THERE!!
I have more friends than I can cope with, I always remember their names, but don't spea to most of them as much as I should.
So, please don't forward this to anyone, i couldn't cope with many more people to send Christmas cards to.
"The best and most beautiful things in the world are mainly varieties of cheese and tortoises. And wifey. And my brain." Adam Gate
Enjoyed reading that Adam, thanks!
 

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