COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

It's that Freeman chappie with the sort of hedgehog pony-tail.
He's really good!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Lots of polite handshakes and pats on the back.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Atlanta defence still solid and the Pats can't get much ground again.
They need those fighter planes back, or perhaps Mr Bush Snr could come up with a plan.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Ryan throws into the end zone, but someone jumps up and pats it away!
Handball, ref!
Penalty.!!!!
Oh, sorry wrong type of football.
That's good.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Oh.
Atalanta got another one.
A 684 inch touchdown ! ! !
This could be all over.
Atlanta are very good, aren't they ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

14-0, but in US football that's not nearly as bad as it would be in 'soccer'.
Which would be "Goodnight, Vienna"
Or "Irene' if one prefers.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

it's a 3rd down and 10 .
I'm starting to remember from the days of my youth .
That's not very good , by the way.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Somebody tripped someone up ;
Oh, that's allowed.
And then somebody held someone back.
That isn't allowed so they get another go which is just as well as the pass wasn't complete.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Lots of flags and penalties.
Then someone drops a ball on the line I could have caught.
Tidgy could have caught.
(we've been practicing if you remember) .
wifey, maybe not.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Golly, golly, golly!
Interception and touchdown!
Silly Patriots.
Atlanta are literally running away with this.
So much for good sportsmanship.
Guy grabbed the ball, dodged the quarterback and ran 2952 inches for the touchdown!
Marvelous, but the Patriots are in real trouble now.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

BBC Commentary team on this touchdown .
Mark Chapman : WOW !
Jason Bell : WOW!
Osi Umenyiora : WOW!
Mike Carlson : WOW!
Honestly, that's all.
Hmmmm !
My commentary is better than that

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

As the biggest comeback in Superbowl history is only 10 points this is effectively over.
Bring on lady Gaga, please.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Man completely unmarked and Brady overthrows him !
That was rubbish!
Booooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Momof4]

Adam, you are hired!!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Time out again.
They don't look very happy, those Patriots.
What can they be saying to each other ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Adam, you are hired!!

Hi, Kathy!
i've gotta say this is very one-sided and Brady is having a mare.
No way back.
wifey's making coffee.
Tidgy fallen asleep.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Patriots finally score with a field goal having not made enough by running with the ball and quarterback about to be told off by boss man.
half time!
21-3
Gaga! Gaga! Gaga!
Sorry, I have something stuck in my throat.

 

[Yvonne G]

(I hate football. I hate all televised sports events. I come to the CDR to get away from such things. What on earth is happening to this world?)

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

They are building some siege engines and catapults on the pitch.
Only way the Pats can win, now.
oh, wait a mo, it's probably the stage.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

(I hate football. I hate all televised sports events. I come to the CDR to get away from such things. What on earth is happening to this world?)

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