COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

Lots of nice hats on display.
In the audience that is .
The players have helmets, mostly.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Hmm files didn't work of the nice hats.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Lady Gaga on the roof !
In a very subtle 70's style diamante leotard.
And she's now jumped off!
oh, abseiling into the arena.
On a hi-wire singing Poker Face ! ! !
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
now you get your money's worth!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Now a nice gentleman is holding a microphone for her so she can play the what's it called ?
Keytar, that's it.
Ha de ha, this is great!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Singing a ballad, now.
"I try to make the worst seem better " she croons.
Well, one can only think she's referring to the Patriots.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Bit of a costume change,
Lots of fireworks. (it's the law)
And millions of dancers, a big pop group, people with flashy lights.
Sings "Bad Romance" and off she goes.
Most brilliant.
Worth the admission price on it's own.
If I'd paid for it.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Hot dogs and Bud for me!
The supermarket had it back in today.
Cheers, Gramps @Grandpa Turtle 144
Cheers, my lovely American friends!
And cheers to the rest of the Roommates who are probably asleep.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

And no politics from me or Lady Gaga.
Most excellent.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Kick off for the second half.
Or the third quarter.
Someone just said they're turning from BBC 1 to Sky Sports to see if the Patriots are doing any better there.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

The Falcons are still playing quickly.
Shouldn't they be going as slow as tortoises and running the clock down ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Better from the patriots.
But then, I don't know what i'm talking about.
Nothing new there, then.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

he stepped over the line!
Ref it was in touch!
Oh, good they stopped it, I was right and they've gone back a couple of metres.
Brady throws!
Butterfingers drops it!
Oh, dear what' wrong with this lot ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Patriots drop it again.
And kick it miles away.
I don't think they want to play any more.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

As they just said on the BBC.
"Catches win matches."
Normally used in cricket.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

"Lady Gaga has better cardio than Brady.
He wouldn't have made it through her dance number".
Quote from wifey.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Couple of brilliant passes from Atlanta.
it's men against boys.
It's going to be......................
Yup, not hard to predict.
Another touchdown.
Sorry, gridiron fans, but this is silly as a contest.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

28-3
What's the biggest winning margin, statto ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Apparently Seattle beat Denver 43-8 in 2014.
People pay a lot of good money for this.
Well, I would if I were from Atlanta I guess .
or to watch Lady Gaga.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Last time i watched one of these there was a 34 minute power failure when someone pulled out a plug or something.
That's all that's going to delay the inevitable tonight.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Elton John's there, and the Patriots finally make a good pass or two and gain some ground.