COLD DARK ROOM

[johnandjade]

A few years back I made my husband watch “Sprung! The Magic Roundabout” movie with me. We still can’t get over some “memorable” lines in it:
"No grass? Right we've got a problem, man."
"Chill out guys, I've got something stashed that just might help." (referring to Zebeedee's magic box) "Dylan, we don't have time to indulge in recreational activities."
And I thought it was a movie for kids.

teee hee hee

 

[JoesMum]

gooooood morning mum!!!! [emoji847]

ohh la laa, where are you off to?

JoesDad is travelling for work. On Friday he returned from three weeks in Mumbai, India. And on Sunday he flew to Palma, Majorca (Spanish island for those not familiar with it)

I am going to join him today and come back with him on Friday

 

[JoesMum]

how the smeggin heck are you???

so glad we’re back to ‘normal’ [emoji13]

I couldn't agree more.

(although going through the overnight threads is taking rather longer than it was!)

 

[Kristoff]

For Adam and our friends in the UK

Oh no, Bee! Is that how your little sulcata looks now? Bad, bad spell.

 

[johnandjade]

I’m well. And you’re... impressive!
Kristoff’s photo made it into the calendar again. As I explained to the roommates while you were away, I wasn’t sure he would be allowed to participate, but he was, and I’m very happy that I’ll be seeing his picture on my wall in 2018. As well as all the other lovely torts, be it on a separate page or in the collage.

wooohoo!!! brilliant, glad to hear all is well [emoji39]

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

This is a Public Service Announcement. Time/Space anomalies have been located in your area. Keep a careful eye out and make sure you don't fall into one. If anything looks suspiciously sparkly, avoid it.
If accidental teleportation occurs, keep your head down and do not, I repeat, do not make contact with the locals. Especially not if they're smoking hot and capable of shifting into dinosaurs. Jump back through a portal and get home as soon as possible. Do not linger to make further -ahem- contact with the locals.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

 

[JoesMum]

This is a Public Service Announcement. Time/Space anomalies have been located in your area. Keep a careful eye out and make sure you don't fall into one. If anything looks suspiciously sparkly, avoid it.
If accidental teleportation occurs, keep your head down and do not, I repeat, do not make contact with the locals. Especially not if they're smoking hot and capable of shifting into dinosaurs. Jump back through a portal and get home as soon as possible. Do not linger to make further -ahem- contact with the locals.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

It's OK. I have my passport in my handbag.

Welcome back Cowboy

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

It's OK. I have my passport in my handbag.

Welcome back Cowboy

I’m just hoping not to end up on one of those stronger than earths gravity again. [emoji217]

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

It just let me talk ! But happy to be back with so many tort nuts !

Very glad to have you back with us, Grandpa.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

good mornooning friends!!!
another day of being awesome begins!

today i am working in the branch where i had my wee accident and got a wheel stuck in a void on the platform (remember my highly skilled drawing) so no doubt i’ll be getting some pelters.

* giving pelters; to mock, make fun of...

‘we gave john heavy pelters for driving off the plinth’

i then have the 2nd part of my gym induction at 1900 [emoji1320][emoji13][emoji1320]

today i shall be telling people i am supercallfragalisticexpeallydoochise [emoji851]

have a great day everyone and lets go kick some bottom!!!

Good morning, John.
I have to write a travel itinerary for a tour company in Morocco today and I have a lesson at 1 pm.
Will be busy.
I must learn to say,"NO!"

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good morning all!

Good morning John. It is so nice to see old friends return and have my morning update from Paisley again

At lunchtime I shall be heading for Gatwick - my fourth airport drive since Friday - but this time I get to go on a plane

Good morning, Linda.
Have a great trip and a lovely holiday.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Yay! The app is back and John is back! Life in the Cold Dark Room couldn’t get any better. Oh wait. Anyone has a warm blanket to share, and a cup of coffee?

Good morning, Lena.
No blanket, but I can do you a coffee.
Iceland are a good team right now and knocked England out of the Euros last year which was actually quite funny.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

And Iceland [emoji1127] , though it’s easy to miss it on the map [emoji901] (http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/41533551 ) (One of the places I’m really hoping to visit, and soon)

Iceland is a lovely place, but rather weird. Like an alien planet, really.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

This is a Public Service Announcement. Time/Space anomalies have been located in your area. Keep a careful eye out and make sure you don't fall into one. If anything looks suspiciously sparkly, avoid it.
If accidental teleportation occurs, keep your head down and do not, I repeat, do not make contact with the locals. Especially not if they're smoking hot and capable of shifting into dinosaurs. Jump back through a portal and get home as soon as possible. Do not linger to make further -ahem- contact with the locals.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Thanks for the warning, Public Service Announcer.
But I like dinosaurs, so i'll chance it.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I’m just hoping not to end up on one of those stronger than earths gravity again. [emoji217]

Me on a high gravity planet

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Better get some work done.
See you all in a couple of hours when I have a coffee break.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Brakes on!
I can't do any more as they haven't given me enough info on their own itinerary only sent me examples of other peoples which are all different.
It seems easy enough and will be rather fun to write, but i need more info. e-mail sent.
So I'm back.

 

[JoesMum]

I just found this youtube video of my town on Christmas Day 2013... the river Medway flooded the town centre pretty badly (we live at the top of a hill luckily)

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I just found this youtube video of my town on Christmas Day 2013... the river Medway flooded the town centre pretty badly (we live at the top of a hill luckily)

Not a very nice Christmas present really.
Bet they don't put that on the Christmas cards.

 

[JoesMum]

Not a very nice Christmas present really.
Bet they don't put that on the Christmas cards.

I remember it clearly. A stone dropped out of my engagement ring on Christmas Eve and I took it straight to the jeweller to get it fixed. The town was already starting to flood and it took ages to get my ring back because the jeweller got flooded!