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  1. Cathie G

    Cathie G Well-Known Member

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    I know this is kinda Coocoo but...I have the opposite medical weight problem. But it's still a problem. I'm doing the opposite. I eat the food you can't around 5 days a week. Then take a day off now and then. I actually have finally gained some weight. All by myself! My doctor was threatening meds...I even bought some of his prescribed to help myself...but I didn't have to take them.
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    Well HELLOOOOOO Sweet thing:)
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    Gorgeous! I’ve missed those.
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    Oh NO! You’ve ruined your state of KETOSIS! To the naughty step Ray!
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    AHAAAA! Cathie has joined the punners!!!!!
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    Those are SUPER cute!!!
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    Maro2Bear Well-Known Member 5 Year Member

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    Badgers You Say?
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    A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of badgers. He pulls the guy over and says... "You can't drive around with badgers in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says "OK"... and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of badgers, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands... "I thought I told you to take these badgers to the zoo yesterday?" The guy replies... "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"

    source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/badgerjokes.html
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    Maro2Bear Well-Known Member 5 Year Member

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    One more...

    Night of Drinking A man and his pet badger walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my badger." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the badger falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a badger."

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    Here’s y’all some Cinder pics.. She plays at my feet when I’m cooking, sleeps when I’m checking in with y’all, plays in the middle of my clothes when I’m doing laundry.... she’s a doll!

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    *Chuckling*
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    Yvonne G Old Timer TFO Admin 10 Year Member! Platinum Tortoise Club

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    Damn she's cute! She doesn't even look real. I'm so glad you got the tri color. I love that baby dogs and cats think of their main care-giver as "mama" and follow you around to be safe. My little kitties stay in my closet (even though the door's open, because that's where I put them when I first brought them home) until I go in there and tell them it's ok to come out . Then they follow me and play in my bedroom while I'm sitting in my recliner.
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    ME TOO! She is really smart and doing well with her training. she sits wonderfully. a little more hard headed on the “ come” command , especially if I wake her up :)
    We need to see the kittens now! If you already posted, I apologize.. I do miss some of the posts. Sometimes I see a reply to a comment I never read ..
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    Yea but it doesn't mean I wasn't thinking it. I've been trying real hard to be good...
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    That is tooo adorable...did I see a badger? Your house looks just like my house with the pet gate and all. Only different colors and such stuff.
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    Oh my garsh...
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    Great you are gaining weight. I am sure there are medical complications with being under weight also.
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    I hope that didn't set me back to far. If I was going to cheat I really should have done it with pizza and breadsticks.
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    It’s a coon! Lol.. but she is content to play with her shadow.. I keep toys everywhere to stuff in her mouth because she chews so much!!!
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