Greetings.
It's lunch time.
It's rather crowded in here today.
toothache?
Greetings.
It's lunch time.
It's rather crowded in here today.
Lower.toothache?
I remember this from a course I went on - it's epilepsy!What did the Roman genius Pliny the Elder suggest "eating the heart of a black jackass, outside, on the second day of the moon" would cure ?
Damn to late I just scrolled through and you've given the answer. Never mind.I remember this from a course I went on - it's epilepsy!
Lower still.(deep voice) toothache? lol
stomach pains?
Lower still.
very funny.
Just got to go out and buy a rusty chariot wheel.
Back in ten.
...........and we complain about the NHS!He also suggested linen or papyrus touched between the legs cured incontinence.
Another cure for this was to knock back a glass of sweet wine mixed liberally with the ash of a burnt pig's willy while urinating in your, or your neighbours dog's bed.
C.F.Ls are my Kryptonite!Always room for you, Ed.
And there are no coiled or compact bulbs in here, guaranteed.
Super. As a matter of fact. Miss Lyn.Hi SuperEd hows your day going?
Good thanks Had a walk along a canal to collect dandies for Lola, then back through the park, a bit of shopping then managed to put Lola out for half hour before the rain started again. Just chilling now and trying to work up the enthusiasm to go up in my attic to sort it out.Super. As a matter of fact. Miss Lyn.
And you?
Bye bye!I'll be back later. Lunch is over.
I'll see myself out.
I always remember being in a play when I was in school and a boy called Elwyn mumbled his lines so our teacher shouted 'Higher!' and(deep voice) toothache? lol
stomach pains?
I always remember being in a play when I was in school and a boy called Elwyn mumbled his lines so our teacher shouted 'Higher!' and
we all fell about the place when he said the same lines but in a very high voice! Thing is - he wasn't actually trying to be funny!
Growing old is compulsorybrilliantyou don't want to know about my school says... problem child :/. but i came aqay with ok grades ... have yet to grow up however
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Growing old is compulsory
Growing up is optional
(Bob Monkhouse said that)
Unfortunately, they're some tortoises Kryptonite as well.C.F.Ls are my Kryptonite!