COLD DARK ROOM

[ZEROPILOT]

I'll be back later. Now that the room has come alive I must get to work.
Have a nice day!

 

[Rutibegga]

I have just been reading about that dentist who killed Cecil the Lion - why would anyone want to kill such a beautiful majestic animal or any animal for fun?
What a pig (thinking much stronger words but can't use them here)

Hey, pigs are intelligent, funny animals. That guy doesn't deserve to be called a pig.

 

[Lyn W]

I'll be back later. Now that the room has come alive I must get to work.
Have a nice day!

have a good morning Ed
Byee!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Poor little shocky (the hamster)
Has died
Rip beautiful little guy

Morning.
Sorry about shocky.
RIP.

 

[Lyn W]

Hey, pigs are intelligent, funny animals. That guy doesn't deserve to be called a pig.

No offence intended to pigs, it was the only acceptable word I could think of at the time!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Most Americans drink a lot of coffee in the morning.
I've never been a fan of hot beverages of any kind.

I drink almost nothing but coffee during the day.
On my third today already.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

They really are horrible pets for children. Right when they've chilled out and no longer bite or try to escape, they die of old age!

A family I knew gave a hamster to their son, Timmy, to teach him what death was. They don't live long so it teaches children about mortality.
One day, granny, who lived with them died and the mother said, " What are we going to tell Timmy? Hammy is still alive, he's never experienced death before?"
So the father went downstairs and went to see Timmy who was happily playing with Hammy.
"Timmy", said dad "See Hammy?"
SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"He's dead, now let's go upstairs and see gran."

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I have just been reading about that dentist who killed Cecil the Lion - why would anyone want to kill such a beautiful majestic animal or any animal for fun?
What a pig (thinking much stronger words but can't use them here)

This story made me very, very, very angry and sad.
Still the guy's got good teeth.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Morning Adam!

Morning, Ed, it's taken me 25 minutes to get to your post so you're probably gone back to your silent corner by now.
Hope you have a good day.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good morning Madman - I mean Adam!

No, the first one is entirely acceptable.

 

[johnandjade]

had to read this twice! its customers name, AND salesmans name....

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I'll be back later. Now that the room has come alive I must get to work.
Have a nice day!

DOH!
Too slow again!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Hey, pigs are intelligent, funny animals. That guy doesn't deserve to be called a pig.

Pigs are really smart, you're right.
Nice animals, but not popular in Morocco.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

had to read this twice! its customers name, ANDView attachment 141110 salesmans name....

Goodness gracious me!

 

[johnandjade]

Goodness gracious me!

reference to the tv show?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Hurrah, caught up!
And everyone's run into their respective corners.

 

[Lyn W]

This story made me very, very, very angry and sad.
Still the guy's got good teeth.

...and they should be ripped out very slowly without anaesthetic!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

reference to the tv show?

Ha ha, no.
An expression wifey uses.
Though i liked the TV show.

 

[spud's_mum]

added grass and more sticks for the snails

 

[Lyn W]

A family I knew gave a hamster to their son, Timmy, to teach him what death was. They don't live long so it teaches children about mortality.
One day, granny, who lived with them died and the mother said, " What are we going to tell Timmy? Hammy is still alive, he's never experienced death before?"
So the father went downstairs and went to see Timmy who was happily playing with Hammy.
"Timmy", said dad "See Hammy?"
SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"He's dead, now let's go upstairs and see gran."

I really hope that isn't a true story!