COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

A pink fairy is the sweet, flat ended, smallest species of armadillo!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Did we mention that armadillos are the only animals apart from man which can contract leprosy ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

What alteration to the human anatomy did Benjamin Franklin think would vastly increase human happiness ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

And since there seems to be a suitable pause in the proceedings, I'm off to bed.
See you all in a few hours time.
Thanks for the contributions so far in August.
You're all wonderful.

 

[Moozillion]

Well, I don't know the names of many domestic ducks, so i'm going to guess at muscovy?

Right you are!!!
They are native to South and Central America and may have been first domesticated by the Inca.
They are perching ducks who sleep up in trees, away from potential predators.
They also have very soft voices: the males only hiss and the females have a very weak quack.

 

[Yellow Turtle01]

What alteration to the human anatomy did Benjamin Franklin think would vastly increase human happiness ?[/Q




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I don't have a serious answer, and I don't know if it's been done yet, so I'm bringing boobs to the cold dark room.

 

[johnandjade]

....staumbles through the door in song; ' thats why im eeeeaaasssyyy easy like a Sunday morning! ahh hhaa ahh ahh'

top of the morning! bacon and egg rolls for all!! i'll pop the kettle on, no mail call however the paperboy has been

 

[johnandjade]

What alteration to the human anatomy did Benjamin Franklin think would vastly increase human happiness ?

hmmm, a regiment haircut?

 

[Gillian M]

Hi, Ed.
Missed you today.
But at least you avoided being beaten up by Gillian.

Good morning Adam.

Ed was lucky wasn't he?

 

[Gillian M]

What could I do?
I can't hit back. She's a woman!

Hi Ed, hope you and Bertha are fine.

What a gentleman! Not all men would think like that.

 

[johnandjade]

good morning gillian, how are we this fine day? please dont beat me up, im a lover not a fighter lol

 

[Gillian M]

good morning gillian, how are we this fine day? please dont beat me up, im a lover not a fighter lol

Good morning. So far so good, how are you? Behave yourself and I won't beat you, agreed?

 

[johnandjade]

Good morning. So far so good, how are you? Behave yourself and I won't beat you, agreed?

understand mam. lol. yeah can't complain , just waiting on the mrs waking up, perhaps I'll make her breakfast in bed, but thats a risk!

... i dont get on well with the kitchen, actually had to FaceTime jade so she could show me how to work washing machine! anything exciting planned for today?

 

[johnandjade]

ummm... is this right??

 

[johnandjade]

Don't mind if I do.
Thanks.
But i'm really rubbish at rolling, wifey has to do it when we have rolling tobacco.

I learned to roll 'cigarettes' at and early age :/

 

[johnandjade]

@gillian im not kidding... look how i cook

 

[johnandjade]

fidos easier pleased

 

[Gillian M]

I learned to roll 'cigarettes' at and early age :/

@gillian im not kidding... look how i cook View attachment 141734

Wow! Interesting.And I must say: good for you. I'm NO good whatsoever in the kitchen.

 

[johnandjade]

Wow! Interesting.And I must say: good for you. I'm NO good whatsoever in the kitchen.

im a black belt in cooking.... one CHOP and your in hospital

 

[Gillian M]

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fidos easier pleased

Hi (again). A very cute tort. What species is it?