COLD DARK ROOM

[johnandjade]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no eye deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs that's death?

Anything you want it can't hear you

That's. Very popular joke where I come from lol it probably sound much more funny in Scottish slang

yip they do

 

[kirsty Johnston]

yip they do

Pity nobody would understand me though lol

 

[Abdulla6169]

Here's one fact for you guys:

 

[jaizei]

The longest a chicken has lived after having it's head chopped off is 18 months.

 

[tortoisegirl5]

that is very BLUE, just to my liking....

 

[kirsty Johnston]

The longest a chicken has lived after having it's head chopped off is 18 months.

 

[tortoisegirl5]

dacula smoked too much... he was always 'coffin'

chicken, beans and potatoes. but look at this.... View attachment 141909

can I have some cake?
P.S good Dracula joke!

 

[tortoisegirl5]

THE COLD DARK ROOM- ooh... intimidating! I'm surprised people come in here- w-w- watch out th-th there's a z-z-zombie in the c-c-corner. Oh well, I've got some old Halloween haribos left from a party, with one that looks like a brain in the packet, that should keep him occupied!

Kids and grownups (and zombies) love it so, the happy world of haribo!!!
(being veggie, I hate haribos....)

 

[tortoisegirl5]

The longest a chicken has lived after having it's head chopped off is 18 months.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! SO GRUESOME!!!!! why did we have to know that?!!!

 

[johnandjade]

Here's one fact for you guys:
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i was in school with the actor richard madden who was in that show.

...more useless info about me lol

 

[tortoisegirl5]

i was in school with the actor richard madden who was in that show.

...more useless info about me lol

cool though

 

[johnandjade]

THE COLD DARK ROOM- ooh... intimidating! I'm surprised people come in here- w-w- watch out th-th there's a z-z-zombie in the c-c-corner. Oh well, I've got some old Halloween haribos left from a party, with one that looks like a brain in the packet, that should keep him occupied!

Kids and grownups (and zombies) love it so, the happy world of haribo!!!
(being veggie, I hate haribos....)

of course you can have cake , zombies in here now as well, I'm brainless so im safe

 

[tortoisegirl5]

I like my avatar pic- yeah, yeah, it is off the internet, but I don't have a tort yet. When I get it I will change my pic to my tort. I cant wait to get the tort!!!!

 

[tortoisegirl5]

of course you can have cake , zombies in here now as well, I'm brainless so im safe

now I think about it, I am safe too!

 

[tortoisegirl5]

I know, it is just TOO freaky- still cool, I guess....

 

[meech008]

It's been a solid hour and.....nothing

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Oh! Duck quacks don't echo! I learned if from a programme about weird facts. The show is called 'duck quacks don't echo' hehe

Hmmmmmmm!
I thought why not ?
Not logical.
So http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2004/05/06/1102602.htm
I think they do.
Sorry to be a spoilsport!

 

[Lyn W]

Yummmyyy!
Thank Jade for the cakes.
Don't know about chewing gum, I hate the stuff, banned from my house (and Singapore).
I'll have to allow an exception in fluffy's case, i suppose, can't have the poor creature starving.
I'll ask around an see if anyone's got any used chewing gum.
Anyone?

I hate it too and also have a ban - disgusting stuff!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

The longest a chicken has lived after having it's head chopped off is 18 months.

Poor Mike.

 

[Gillian M]

Tidgy still doing circuits. Head stretched out and up, staring around.
Poor girl.

Poor little thing. Is it still raning back there, and the lightening frightening her? Send her a kiss from Oli who was out for a walk at sunset and has now fallen asleep and could be dreaming of her.