Or you'll get a ticking off.i do have a rude clock related joke... but i have to WATCH what i say about that
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Hmmmmmm. Still looking for trouble? Take care as it seems very near.i do have a rude clock related joke... but i have to WATCH what i say about that
What of the whip Adam? Have you forgotten it already?
Nope, not forgotten.
I've hidden it.
I actually went to largs one day... ( paisleys nearby coast ) .. it was pelting with rain obviously lol... and stripped down to the aforementioned 'banana hammock' .... and went for a swim!
... the police were called! i kid you not, it was called in as a naked man trying to drown him self!
@kirsty, there IS a video :/
You shouldn't have. It should be by your side for such 'emergencies.'
ok, I've screenshots of the tame bits... this is my favourite, i must have spotted the ferry coming in and made a beeline for it .... View attachment ImageUploadedByTortoise Forum1439495658.648148.jpg
... runs away back into corner dodging flying jellyfish
I was once on the cliffs at Thurso, balanced precariously on a little ledge and hacking at the rocks with Harry (my geological hammer) when some berk walking their dog saw me, assumed I was in trouble, and without shouting to me ran off and called the coast guard.
Next thing I know there's a Sea-King overhead and a man gets lowered with a chair to rescue me..
They wouldn't take no for an answer and flew me to Raigmore hospital in Inverness, miles away!
I was livid and so were they for wasting their time.
They even threatened to take me to court or bill me.
They gave me a medical examination at the hospital told me I had cuts on my hand that needed cleaning and therefore justified the 'rescue'.
They gave me a cup of tea and released me, I had to spend the night in a B&B, then hurry back to Thurso to continue my work and pick up my stuff which was still in a hotel there. (i'd called them to let them know what had happened and they gave me a discount, bless.)
i'll give it back when needed!
Fine, but keep it at hand.
ha de ha ha.
Classic!
wow! can't believe they moved you! im the spiteful type sometimes, i would have persuaded a law suit on them.
did you end up having a successful dig? or was it game over?
One doesn't sue the coast guard, though I was very annoyed, they were just doing their job as they saw it.
I used to donate to the coast guard, they do a vital and dangerous job.
It was a bit silly, though, the cliffs are fairly safe, not too high, and once i'd said i was okay and they saw the hammer, they should have left me.
But you can't talk properly over the sound of the whirlybird.
Anyway, it was interesting and a nice flight.
Yeah, i found some nice fossil fish remains.
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Thanks! It was on digital imaging, 97!
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Hope all went well.
Night, Gillian, have a good sleep.
Sweet dreams.
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