COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good to know.

We like having you here.

Do I get points ?

 

[Gillian M]

Yes, it's okay if it's fresh off the tree.

In that case go for it. NO......NOT you, but your sweet Tidgy.

 

[Gillian M]

Do I get points ?

I seem to have forgotten. Sorry. Oh yes sure you do. 10 points for every message/alert, and 50 points for each "like" you receive. Does that sound fair to you?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I seem to have forgotten. Sorry. Oh yes sure you do. 10 points for every message/alert, and 50 points for each "like" you receive. Does that sound fair to you?

Goodness, Gillian, I think i'll do well here.

 

[Gillian M]

Goodness, Gillian, I think i'll do well here.

Of course you will. You may even win a........ PRIZE! But please do not ask me to tell you what it is: it is a surprise for those of you at CDR who do well and get to 1,000,000 ONE MILLION points.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Of course you will. You may even win a........ PRIZE! But please do not ask me to tell you what it is: it is a surprise for those of you at CDR who do well and get to 1,000,0000 ONE MILLION points.

Quick, Gillian, edit !
You have 1 too many 0's in your million!

 

[johnandjade]

What about her soaks.
I am currently soaking Tidgy in two feet of Lucozade but she doesn't seem to like it .
Will she get used to it in time ?

are you using original flavour?

 

[Gillian M]

Quick, Gillian, edit !
You have 1 too many 0's in your million!

Correct! That's 100 POINTS for you Adam!! Mathematics!!

 

[Gillian M]

What is Tidgy doing at the moment? I bet she's asleep.

 

[johnandjade]

The pre-sliced stuff can be used in place of a shower curtain or pondliner to damp-proof a tort table.

And the only recommended use for aerosol and tube cheeses is as a sealant; they're not for human consumption.

since the moon is made of cheese and all...

who was the first tort on the moon??

 

[johnandjade]

Evening, Linda.
All sounds pretty positive today.
Fingers crossed for sis.
I don't have a cuttlefish bone, would a tin of calamari in olive oil suffice ?

i use dolphin friendly tuna cans... obviously I proved an electric tin opener

 

[johnandjade]

Inshallah.
Is it safe to use Turtle Wax to polish my tortoise ?

duh!!! the clue is in the name!

 

[johnandjade]

I'm not that gullible.
It's a late lunch.

it was a fly through

 

[johnandjade]

Thank you very much.
I shall be using baked beans as my substrate, as they allow for burrowing and are good for retaining humidity.

don't forget to install some air conditioning to prevent humidity and force hibernation

 

[johnandjade]

just about to renovate to a chedder substrate... going to install a red coil bulb and a 179.8 FT deep tank of warter. obviously i will never bath him.

I'm currently planting some ravioli to grow in winter. will get a perch in case he chooses to fly

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

are you using original flavour?

Are there others ?
Should I be using them ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Correct! That's 100 POINTS for you Adam!! Mathematics!!

Gosh, i am doing well !
I'll have a Well Known Member in no time at this rate.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

What is Tidgy doing at the moment? I bet she's asleep.

Just gone to bed after her supper.
Yep, she's asleep in her beans.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

i use dolphin friendly tuna cans... obviously I proved an electric tin opener

Can you train a tortoise to use a tin opener ?
Mine took months to learn how to use the TV remote.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

duh!!! the clue is in the name!

Silly me.
But Tidgy's a tortoise, so is it still okay?
Or should I go the local river and obtain some wild turtles ?