COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

It actually never occurred to me to not place my return address on my package.

Doesn't matter.
This is TORTOISE.
Not secret.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

My postman always delivers to me personally, doesn't even like to give things to wifey. Even letters are put into my hand because things used to end up with neighbours who'd occasionally open them or not pass them on until I asked. Nothing stolen though.
I like my postie and he'll be getting a box the day after Christmas. (present not a thump round the ear.)

We have a few different postal delivery people with the USPS. Then there is UPS, Fedex, DHL and a host of others. Some more reliable than others.
For example, it is the rule, not the exception that anything that winds up in the hands of Fedex will at some point be lost. Sometimes forever.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

You are such a worrier Ed!
If they show signs of disappointment, (which is massively unlikely) we'll shoot them.

No. I expect that they will be kind...As they walk over to the garbage can with the items.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Doesn't matter.
This is TORTOISE.
Not secret.

That was my thought on the matter.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

It's unusually rainy today.
The rain usually has passed by this time of year.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

We have a few different postal delivery people with the USPS. Then there is UPS, Fedex, DHL and a host of others. Some more reliable than others.
For example, it is the rule, not the exception that anything that winds up in the hands of Fedex will at some point be lost. Sometimes forever.

Hmmm.
Too many cooks make the light work.
Or something.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

No. I expect that they will be kind...As they walk over to the garbage can with the items.

STOP IT!
Anyway, it's dustbin.

 

[johnandjade]

not long till i can open my TORTOISE

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

It's unusually rainy today.
The rain usually has passed by this time of year.

Very cold here.
Not correct.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

STOP IT!
Anyway, it's dustbin.

The closest thing to a dust bin here would be a dust pan. Used with a broom for sweeping.
very little dust goes into the trash can.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

not long till i can open my TORTOISE

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!
Will someone start ripping?

 

[AZtortMom]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!
Will someone start ripping?

LOL!!
Awesome
I've got at least 4 more hours to go

 

[ZEROPILOT]

@Momof4
You have a message.

 

[Kristoff]

I'm on it!

 

[ZEROPILOT]

View attachment 195461 I'm on it!

STAAAAART cutting!

 

[Kristoff]

Right, drum roll!

 

[Kristoff]

Spoiler: Aha!

Now I know who you are!

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Spoiler: Aha!

View attachment 195463

Now I know who you are!

I do too

 

[ZEROPILOT]

I hope it isn't double wrapped. The suspense is too much!!

 

[Kristoff]

Spoiler