Impacted tort cured by vibrator =0

[Alex77]

I saw this article whilst looking for info about constipated torts... sad but also a tiny bit

http://news.cision.com/animal-prote...arn-that-tortoises-are-not-easy-pets,c9348516

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

umm... lol

 

[mike taylor]

Hey it worked . But what doctor walked into a adult store and bought that vibrator . It's not for me it's for a sick tortoise! Sure whatever you don't have to lie to me! Hahaha

 

[ascott]

I saw this article whilst looking for info about constipated torts... sad but also a tiny bit

http://news.cision.com/animal-prote...arn-that-tortoises-are-not-easy-pets,c9348516

Kinda like when you tap to move air bubbles from concrete....great share and teehee....I wonder if the tort realizes he is a huge vibrator....

 

[TacoTortoise]

Now vibrators will be only sold to vets

 

[dmmj]

speaking as a man, I will say it is for me before I ever say it is for a tortoise. I don't need to be put on a list. Hopefully they bought it off of amazon.

 

[Heather H]

I wonder if this would work for human kidney stones

 

[wellington]

I think it's great it worked. As for the item, who says that had to go buy one.
As for the article and their attitude about people owning tortoises, I bet they don't even know the correct ways to keep them.

 

[mike taylor]

speaking as a man, I will say it is for me before I ever say it is for a tortoise. I don't need to be put on a list. Hopefully they bought it off of amazon.

To much information ......

 

[ascott]

I wonder if this would work for human kidney stones

Well, even if it does not work for that exact "issue" someone will find some fun in it....

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

Well, even if it does not work for that exact "issue" someone will find some fun in it....

ew...

 

[ascott]

ew...

Oh stop it....how old are you?

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

Oh stop it....how old are you?

16

 

[ascott]

16

Oh.....well then in that case, yes...."ew"....

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

Oh.....well then in that case, yes...."ew"....

when two people love each other very much they go to the store and they buy a baby. thats where babies come from.

 

[bouaboua]

To much information ......

Have to agree with this! ! ! !LOL! !

 

[ascott]

when two people love each other very much they go to the store and they buy a baby. thats where babies come from.

Yup, that is correct....if they don't have money, they buy a puppy and raise that critter instead

 

[bouaboua]

when two people love each other very much they go to the store and they buy a baby. thats where babies come from.

I thought you don't like school Nick.

But actually you did learn something from school! ! ! !

Good Job Nick! ! ! !

 

[russian/sulcata/tortoise]

I thought you don't like school Nick.

But actually you did learn something from school! ! ! !

Good Job Nick! ! ! !

when two people love each other very much they have a "special hug" behind McDonalds. that where babies come from!

 

[ascott]

when two people love each other very much they have a "special hug" behind McDonalds. that where babies come from!

Ahhhh....no, not behind Mc Donalds....now, that is a big ole "ew"....