Platinum Tortoise Club
- Jul 8, 2017
- Location (City and/or State)
- Low desert 50 mi SE of Palm Springs CA
This is cute, but still wrong, of course.
Lonely male, 50, seeks female companion who enjoys digging, eating tomatoes and will take VERY slow strolls around the garden with him. It's not exactly your typical lonely hearts ad, but then again, Fred isn't your typical lonely heart. The 50-year-old isn't a man, but a tortoise and the quirky...