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[Chubbs the tegu]

Hey guys, I've played loads of pokemon and my Blastoise is a level 55 so I thought I'd get a real tortoise because I can look after it really well, right?

I'm worried he'll get coronavirus though! Does anyone have any tortoise masks for sale please? Will pay £££

Its ur lucky day! Jus t got some in $65 a piece

 

[Seb]

Its ur lucky day! Jus t got some in $65 a piece
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I'll take 10!! My tortoise will love them

 

[Toddrickfl1]

If any members are in California I've got incandescent basking bulbs on sale 2 for $100.

 

[EllieMay]

I don’t know how I missed this thread but I shoulda known who would be the most popular guests. ?
I do happen to have some ocean front property.......

 

[Maggie3fan]

Dahttps://www.facebook.com/maggie.cummings.10690/videos/pcb.652957762195101/652956725528538/?type=3&__tn__=HH-R&eid=ARDChDLG2WW9bqO7cEwvR0eBm-m-i_LwDca6GDz2YznH1yC5tLGvndIW_GVLUZqQBnD-LYtI0JFbnuipy 84 of Isolation

 

[Maggie3fan]

Dahttps://www.facebook.com/maggie.cummings.10690/videos/pcb.652957762195101/652956725528538/?type=3&__tn__=HH-R&eid=ARDChDLG2WW9bqO7cEwvR0eBm-m-i_LwDca6GDz2YznH1yC5tLGvndIW_GVLUZqQBnD-LYtI0JFbnuipy 84 of Isolation

hahahahahaha...seriously...after all these years, I cannot simply copy a link...so if you can't open it...oh well...

 

[Maggie3fan]

Its ur lucky day! Jus t got some in $65 a piece
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Its ur lucky day! Jus t got some in $65 a piece
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What's the band aid for?

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

What's the band aid for?

Somebody asked if i sold masks for tortoises.. he was afraid his tort gonna catch covid 19 haha

 

[Maggie3fan]

If any members are in California I've got incandescent basking bulbs on sale 2 for $100.

That's not a sale....that's how much somebody I knows pays for them...

 

[Maggie3fan]

Somebody asked if i sold masks for tortoises.. he was afraid his tort gonna catch covid 19 haha

Big Sam didn't want to go out yesterday and it looked to me like he has a headache...and I heard him coughing...do you think he's sick???

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Big Sam didn't want to go out yesterday and it looked to me like he has a headache...and I heard him coughing...do you think he's sick???

Give him 1500ml of NyQuil and he should be fine

 

[Maggie3fan]

Give him 1500ml of NyQuil and he should be fine

OK thanks...I'll go knock on his door and put it on his table there...I don't wanna get close to him...

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

And buy one of my $65 masks hhaa

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

OK thanks...I'll go knock on his door and put it on his table there...I don't wanna get close to him...

I heard if u lick a tortoise shell ur immune

 

[Warren]

I just want everyone to know that I really enjoyed reading all these comments. I'm laughing my a** off with tears running down my face. Thanks I needed that.

 

[Seb]

What's the band aid for?

What band aid? All I see is a tortoise mask?!

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Gonna take jack to the dog park later to play with the dogs .. it amazes me how well tortoises and dogs get along

 

[Maggie3fan]

And buy one of my $65 masks hhaa

Can't use a tortoise mask...he's my neighbor...and after I gave him the 1500 mg of NyQuil, he's not answering his door....

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Can't use a tortoise mask...he's my neighbor...and after I gave him the 1500 mg of NyQuil, he's not answering his door....

Ur not suppose to put anti freeze in it. Lol

 

[LasTortugasNinja]

So.... I've been feeding my tortoise oregano, marjoram, mint, and some flowers. After two days of this diet, I think he's perfect for stewing in his natural bowl errr… shell. At what temperature and duration should I put his next "bath"? What wine pairs well with Tortuga soup?

Joking set aside... his enclosure smells FANTASTIC! I love the smell of fresh herbs! One of these days, my wife may very well catch me and Koopa in a competition to eat the herbs from his morning salad! LOL