A little humor to brighten your day

[TerrapinStation]

Wow just had my mind blown when I googled tortoise ottoman..... So many good things.

 

[Gillian M]

 

[TerrapinStation]

Here is my girlfriend and I at a charity trunk or treat... we had the most "abstract" (i.e thrown together) decorations.

But that is my signature hamburger hat for your comedic enjoyment!

 

[cmacusa3]

View attachment 191868 Here is my girlfriend and I at a charity trunk or treat... we had the most "abstract" (i.e thrown together) decorations.

But that is my signature hamburger hat for your comedic enjoyment!

And this is really the reason kids shouldn't except candy from strangers. Jk!!

 

[saginawhxc]

Here is our tortoise after a long St. Paddy's day.....View attachment 191865

Well that is one way to hydrate your enclosure...

 

[saginawhxc]

Here is an old one.

 

[Big Ol Tortoise]

 

[saginawhxc]

Where is the part of the day where they poop in the water dish?

 

[saginawhxc]

So I thought my buddy was selling hand grenades...

 

[AZtortMom]

So I thought my buddy was selling hand grenades...

Great

 

[Bee62]

Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d0EryxzfTw&app=desktop

 

[Gillian M]

 

[Kapidolo Farms]

The more I become comfortable around here the more I'm probably becoming known as a little bit of a wise-***.

I would never do it to be mean, I do it because I truly believe humor is a way to brighten ones day, and for some reason I keep expecting others to find me as funny as I find myself.

That being said I would love to see a thread where we can post all tortoise related humor.

I'll start with this. It's not mine, but it's being passed around Facebook, but for those who don't use it i will post it here:

"Watching my girlfriend's tortoise while she's on vacation. She told me to keep him out of trouble."

#LoveWhatMatters

Credit: Consent_van via Reddit

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wise-*** can work as wiseA$$ too, just in case you wanted to know.

 

[saginawhxc]

You know, self censoring my language when using sites like this is a bigger struggle then it should be.

 

[Gillian M]

Who's carrying who? ​

 

[Gillian M]

 

[Yvonne G]

Who's carrying who? ​

Oh wow... what a great picture. It took me a few seconds to realize it's an optical illusion.

 

[Gillian M]

Oh wow... what a great picture. It took me a few seconds to realize it's an optical illusion.

Hi Yvonne. "Funny" isn't it?

 

[Gillian M]

Would you like a tortburger?

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[saginawhxc]

Maniac!