COLD DARK ROOM

[johnandjade]

home , via the 'offie' (off license/ liquor store)

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that's some of last nights chicken pakora in there so i have my tea (dinner) sorted

true story...


around christmas time:


i went into the supermarket after work, for beer... and decided to pick up a cucumber to give fido a little treat...

already little tipsy, on route to the checkout... the thought entered my warped mind...

'hmmmm, a case of beer and a cucumber??'
..... i best put the cucumber back. this may look rather suspicious and i cant be bothered to explain the innocence!

luckily i didn't have to pick up butter!

 

[Laura1412]

home , via the 'offie' (off license/ liquor store)

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that's some of last nights chicken pakora in there so i have my tea (dinner) sorted

Iv just had chippy can't Beat a chicken kebab

 

[johnandjade]

the fridge is looking like old mother hubbords cupboard as we get out messages (groceries) delivered on a saturday.

as i said, picked up some essentials.

for us the essentials are:

cigarettes/ tabaco and cigarette papers

beer

fido food

milk, for tea and coffee as well as for jades love of coco pops

the potato run for me

 

[johnandjade]

Iv just had chippy can't Beat a chicken kebab

wahhhh!!! awesome

for me a chippy has to be a special (coated in breadcrumbs) fish and chips

 

[johnandjade]

top tip!

if you need a pen for your touch screen device, just add tin foil to a pen!

 

[johnandjade]

no worky with iphone

 

[johnandjade]

was trying to find the picture of the time my fridge was full of beer, around 100! but no , i think gramps my have!

i did find

thinking of putting up as my pic, though it may promote bad practice?

 

[johnandjade]

should i reply to my unread text messages?

 

[johnandjade]

 

[Moozillion]

top tip!

if you need a pen for your touch screen device, just add tin foil to a pen! View attachment 201150

WOW!!! I didn't know that!!!!

 

[Moozillion]

no worky with iphone

Drat...

 

[johnandjade]

WOW!!! I didn't know that!!!!

that's another thing about us scottish, we are very 'thrifty'

copper wire was actually discovered when 2 scots were fighting over a penny!

true fact

 

[johnandjade]

Since John has been having fun with German words, I thought I would look up some of the Glasgow patter!
I have now discovered a word I like SO MUCH that it will be the name of my next pet, regardless of the species- I may even recommend it as a name for any yet-to-be born great-nieces or nephews!!!

YALDI ! is defined as "an exclamation of delight or excitement"

PG 13 !! language

i highly recommend the show 'still game' , it's on you tube and bet flix

 

[Maggie Cummings]

should i reply to my unread text messages? View attachment 201155

NO and don't reply to the ones you did read. My language does not look good on paper, and I'd be prone to cuss at someone.....

 

[johnandjade]

going with the topic, and since im all alone .. alone, alone

alone

alone

.. that's an echo


i'm enjoying some music... now, one might say ; 'this is a great song'

however, we have several words or sayings for such a situation..


belter

humm dingger

quality

yaaaaassssh (kind of like mr OO7 )


oh and the most common is;

TUNE!!

 

[johnandjade]

NO

indeed not, the CDR is more fun

 

[Maggie Cummings]

OK, I can't stand it......CDR? And if it's super easy just pretend that I really did know.....hahahhaha

 

[johnandjade]

NO and don't reply to the ones you did read. My language does not look good on paper, and I'd be prone to cuss at someone.....

most are from last year

 

[johnandjade]

another scottish common saying, response is 'nae danger'

it's basically the same as donnie brassco 'foodddgeeettaddbouttteeett'


they even brought out an energy juice!

 

[johnandjade]

OK, I can't stand it......CDR? And if it's super easy just pretend that I really did know.....hahahhaha

i claimed squatters rights In here