Whoops! It was late, haha. But this was an incredible story
And @taylorpinck it's not over yet... you'll [ hopefully ] soon find.. the best way to get a better grasp of these threads is to start at the start - what a concept huh? - even tho' they almost always go "off-topic", etc., etc., etc.
WELCOME .. and enjoy the ride - you're in for an experience!!!