that's a long depressing story . so here's the short version. but first u need to know who jeffjeff was it, was a piece of wood that ended up almost man shaped when cutting out other shapes for project. me being a big kid made it in to a little man and sat on the shelf of the workshop it sat there for years and became known to every one as little jeffjeff. so we had a massive argument with my parents, their the kind of people who think its ok to drink excessively and knock the kids about. afterwards we started getting heaps of horrible messages especially on facebook. wishing us all dead threatening to shoot us all ect ect. at the time jess was only 3 and the wife was a few days off giving birth to naty. so i decided the best thing was to forget they exist. so set up another account under the name jeffjeff so friends would know it was me. i ended up using that page more and more until people started calling me it as a joke and it stuck. alot of the same people ai talk to re on the different fishing forums i'm on so i used the same user name on them all. my real name is chris.