Hahaha...I'll have to remember that tip if I'm standing in line to shop. Maybe they'll let me go first...Just let both out clears the store out double fast??
Just dont push to hard.. dont want any accidents hahaHahaha...I'll have to remember that tip if I'm standing in line to shop. Maybe they'll let me go first...
Yea. I'll have to watch the timing closely. Otherwise they'll just call 911 on me and I won't get to shop till I drop.?Just dont push to hard.. dont want any accidents haha
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