Adam is a great name.
COLD DARK ROOM
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Heaven?i had a pair of shoes that had A I chips in them, they were great! no matter how drunk you got they would take you home.
the problem is they got sick of just going from the house to the pub and back again... so one night they ran away, stole a car and drove into the canal!
i was upset by this and decided to seak advice from a priest, told him the story and how distraught i was about the shoes actions....
he comforted me and told me it would be ok as they would surely be in heaven.....
...turns out shoes have got souls
They could end up in heel.
Been busy, I'll look for it in a mo.would anyone like to join me on my first thread, I found they key to the door- in my backpack (as usual
Oh my goodness!From signs at the zoo yesterday:
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?......Open toed!
How deep is a frog pond?.....Knee-deep, knee-deep!
What is a frog's favorite game?....Croak-et
Why are frogs so happy?.....They eat whatever bugs them!
Why did the frog go to the hospital?....He needed a "hopperation!"
Unforgivable .
good evening sir, how are we tonight? had a good day?
spud's_mum
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I concur absolutely, but I think tortoisegirl prefers lemonade and straws.
Very refreshing too!
Evening, my friend.
Actually did a bit of dusting and four hours of teaching.
Crikey!
i'm good, it was all fun.
Did you get your treats ?
I think the back bit is supposed to move a little, put a post under the Hermann's tortoise section and ask Hermanni Chris. he's the expert.It looks fine to me too but it's very flexible.
All the rest is hard
spud's_mum
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I've eaten too much apple crumble, I feel sick
spud's_mum
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Whoops I didn't mean to quote that!I've eaten too much apple crumble, I feel sick
Ha de ha.
Sounds like wifey!
spud's_mum
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Or that!^
Hmmmm, I like apple crumble, but only a little at a time!I've eaten too much apple crumble, I feel sick
butter softening for viennes whirls
,fidos heat mat is handy! the mrs is in the kitchen and i've got blackadder 2 on so happy days! was stuck in here alone earlier on and had a read of the paper..... apparently the price of balloons and blow up crocodiles is to go up by around 250% !!!
...well thats inflation for you!
what be on the agenda for tonight?
That apple crumble has effected your computer skills!
Watched all the Blackadders recently, just so funny.View attachment 141824
butter softening for viennes whirls
was stuck in here alone earlier on and had a read of the paper..... apparently the price of balloons and blow up crocodiles is to go up by around 250% !!!
...well thats inflation for you!
what be on the agenda for tonight?
Nothing planned for this evening, but wifey might come up with something to watch in a mo.
