COLD DARK ROOM

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

Your not authorized Mam!!!
Did you get your video copied? I need the title of your thread if you want me to put it there. I looked for it but I only found Pumpkins thread.

I believe the thread you are looking for is this one...

Rescued a tort advice please

I’ve rescued a tort i need some advice. She has bad bad pyramiding. And is wheezing. A friend of mine had her. I didn’t like how she was kept and walked out with her. Told her the care wasn’t acceptable. And is damn right cruel. she was in a 2 foot viv. Wood chip substrate Barely covering the...

www.tortoiseforum.org

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

Your not authorized Mam!!!
Did you get your video copied? I need the title of your thread if you want me to put it there. I looked for it but I only found Pumpkins thread.

You’re right, I’ll probably get points deducted for that. Oh well, it was worth it. ?

 

[CarolM]

Welcome from Colorado Springs! These lunatics didn’t give me a welcome when I joined, so consider yourself lucky ?. I’m Golden Greek Tortoise 567, Golden or Greek for short I don’t mind. Only one person knows my real name but she’s sworn to secrecy.

Prepare to be shown horrors, wonders (not sure about that part), and craziness. Never accept a cup of tea here, prices are through the roof. Be careful where you move, you never know when you could step on a loose floorboard and fall through the abyss. And most importantly be wary of the dark lord.

You’ll never understand what’s going on here, and will probably never catch up with the posts if you miss even a day. You might need a blanket because it’s so cold here, but you will never find one because it’s too dark. One last note, never let your guard down, not even for a second. ?

How well you know us. And count yourself lucky, you did not get initiated.

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

How well you know us. And count yourself lucky, you did not get initiated.

I’m one of the few lucky ones. The madness has not entered my brain yet! (Yet is the key word in that sentence)

 

[CarolM]

Hmmmm, is that a trick question? ?

Of course it is. Everything in here is a trick. Especially me. Maybe I exist maybe I don't, that will cost you your mission. Now pay up for my wisdom!!!!
?

 

[CarolM]

Oh well, it was forever ago. Or was it? Time is different here in the Cold Dark Room. Plus, you can’t count on lunatics to remember anything. ?

I remember everything - I am like an elephant. Now tell me your mission dammit.

 

[CarolM]

Oh boy Did I get on the wrong train? Is anybody talking about the weird egg sack? Would you like to talk about the weird egg sack?

Oh that is done and dusted already. We are onto new topics now.

 

[CarolM]

nope ?

Already lost points for it. Sigh. Can I do anything for you? It won't cost you much at all.

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

I remember everything - I am like an elephant. Now tell me your mission dammit.

Nope ??

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

Already lost points for it. Sigh. Can I do anything for you? It won't cost you much at all.

Lies! ?

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

Of course it is. Everything in here is a trick. Especially me. Maybe I exist maybe I don't, that will cost you your mission. Now pay up for my wisdom!!!!
?

I’m keeping my eye on you... ?

 

[CarolM]

It's also why the jumpers often have more than two arms.

Ohhhh, I thought that was if your arms felt extra cold. I still haven't figured out how exactly I am to get my arms in two sleeves yet. But at least now I understand.

 

[CarolM]

My universe doesn't seem as fun and entertaining as yours. Maybe a trip is in order?

Come live on the Dark side.....I dare you!!!!

 

[CarolM]

It seems so, maybe we can catch her. Send forth the wooly spider!

(IF She exists)!!!!

 

[CarolM]

I'm clear underground in a burrow here.?

Not a dog, but I thought I would give you something else instead. To help keep you all nice and warm in your burrow.

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

(IF She exists)!!!!

Indeed. But I doubt we’ll ever find out, it’s too dark to see anything, and it’s too cold to move.

 

[CarolM]

Dukes Of Hazzard General Lee Horn

the horn of general lee dodge

www.bing.com

That was not a whistle that was a horn!!

 

[CarolM]

If she exists.

Snap

 

[CarolM]

Another Water Hyacinth bloom today. It almost looks fake!

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You have such a beautiful garden. I wish my garden was as gorgeous as yours.

 

[EllieMay]

I believe the thread you are looking for is this one...

Rescued a tort advice please

I’ve rescued a tort i need some advice. She has bad bad pyramiding. And is wheezing. A friend of mine had her. I didn’t like how she was kept and walked out with her. Told her the care wasn’t acceptable. And is damn right cruel. she was in a 2 foot viv. Wood chip substrate Barely covering the...

www.tortoiseforum.org

Thank you! It’s posted there now.. that’s an adorable Tort btw.