Someone tried to make a run for it! Luckily my furry guard notified me of the attempt.
He must've know I was about to replace the substrate and redesign the table.
Thank you. I've redesigned the table since then, I think that corner had a root ball of a plant he crushed. Has anyone tried using silk plants to give them shade? I can't find a natural plant that doesn't dry up from the constant heat (it might be because the nurseries are only selling winter plants though).