Pretend Chat 2.14

[dmmj]

Oh my goodness! How long have you been in hospital?
We miss you! Keep us posted and check in once in awhile![/QUOTE4 weeks now or so

 

[Maggie Cummings]

Why has it become impossible?

He weighs 120 pounds. It takes a truck and 2 strong guys to lift him. Strong guys are not exactly in this old lady's life right now, and like I said before Bob will never ride in the IROCKET

 

[Maggie Cummings]

Poor thing!!
Dogs can bring so much joy!

I don't much care for dogs. I'm a cat person who also keeps chelonia...

 

[Maggie Cummings]

I see your point but as for the radio/TV one can set it at the volume one sees suitable. I too dislike NOISE due to the fact that I live alone with my beloved tort that is SO QUIET.

My morning routine is to feed 7 box turtles, a large Sulcata, a Hermanni, 2 Russians, one very sick, a desert type tortoise, 3 cats, and 5 parakeets, then I have tea and the newspaper. It MY time for me and I really enjoy it. I like the paper...

 

[Maggie Cummings]

Am I allowed to ask a tort related question or do I need to go to another thread?

ask away

 

[Maggie Cummings]

1) Serious illnesses
2) Car accidents
3) The unknown future!
4) Losing someone dear

none of any of that. I don't have accidents and am looking forward to the end....I'm done...

 

[Maggie Cummings]

1- told me I was stupid for letting the mother of my son's baby sleep over ( the baby is sick and they are taking turns sleeping and caring for the baby). 2. Went to pick up stuff at the store a kid knocked down a display, the employee yelled at the kid, my son's friend went to help pick up the stuff, the employee yelled at her and pushed her. I reported her to the manager. I was pissed. She was lucky my son does not hit women. @Momof4

That kinda stuff pisses me off and in the mood I've been in lately, I have been in several arguments, but as soon as I get ready with my cane they back down. My 6'4" biker husband taught me to fight, I am not afraid, and I usually hit first. Pick up anything and when you are certain it's about to get physical, pick up something and hit them hard...with the hopes that takes the steam outa them and you don't usually get hit at all......take a lesson from an old lady who has been there done that and refused to buy the shirt...

 

[Maggie Cummings]

Acute renal failure, sounds worse than it is.

I had that, my GFR was 12, but I turned around and drink water now instead of Mt. Dew, now it's 20. Glad you made it

 

[Maggie Cummings]

Are you on dialysis? Best of luck.

They only put you on dialysis only when you are dying. With kidney failure they don't seem to care or do much...At least that was my experience...

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good luck to your wifey. I saw a t-shirt on Amazon that says wifey thought of you.

Thanks Heather.
Wifey is always thinking of me, bless her.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Somebody say boobies ? Where!

BOOBIES !!!!!!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

i hate school so much i now have three D's!

Delirium, Depression and Dementia ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I wish I could go back to high school . With what I know now . I would be the biggest nerd . Glasses and all .

Nerds rock !!!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

My morning routine is to feed 7 box turtles, a large Sulcata, a Hermanni, 2 Russians, one very sick, a desert type tortoise, 3 cats, and 5 parakeets, then I have tea and the newspaper. It MY time for me and I really enjoy it. I like the paper...

............and cheese.

 

[AZtortMom]

Morning all cheese rules

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Morning all cheese rules

Morning, Noel.
It does.

 

[AZtortMom]

Morning, Noel.
It does.

Morning Sir I'm at work
You're up early

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Morning Sir I'm at work
You're up early

No, it's 11.20 am here in The Royal Kingdom of Morocco.
But I've been up three hours or so.
Had to go to the doctor's.
He said, "Lie on the couch".
I said, "Why?".
He said, " I want to sweep the floor."

 

[AZtortMom]

No, it's 11.20 am here in The Royal Kingdom of Morocco.
But I've been up three hours or so.
Had to go to the doctor's.
He said, "Lie on the couch".
I said, "Why?".
He said, " I want to sweep the floor."

Oooh. I forgot you were over there.
That's an awesome joke

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Oooh. I forgot you were over there.
That's an awesome joke

It's true!
Probably.